Lord, they're finally together ( Archived) (14)

Sep 23, 2007 2:20 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs"
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Sep 23, 2007 2:41 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland129 Threads 4,323 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 23, 2007 2:43 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
MrrightM
MrrightMMrrightMPantelimon/ Bucharest, Muntenia Romania23 Threads 697 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cool
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Sep 23, 2007 2:52 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
HeartsDesire61
HeartsDesire61HeartsDesire61Hernando, USA17 Threads 1 Polls 1,087 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 23, 2007 2:57 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
minimoo
minimoominimooDublin, Ireland123 Threads 1,537 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 23, 2007 3:59 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
jaw drop ...haa haa, good one! thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 23, 2007 4:02 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
John_LoverHunk
John_LoverHunkJohn_LoverHunkDelhi, India6 Threads 146 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
wat da hell was that!!!!!
rolling on the floor laughing
thumbs up
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Sep 23, 2007 4:38 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
laugh that was funny .... the only question has popped up in my little head ( while reading)

Why are they were happily dying ... her husbands.

Did she help them? ... or they just couldn't do that reproductional thing and have died from shame conversing sigh
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Sep 23, 2007 6:49 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Nightingale
NightingaleNightingaleGreen Bay, Wisconsin USA4 Threads 222 Posts
blushing
Now why didn't I see that one coming??
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Sep 23, 2007 6:51 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
After so many kids they probably died of stress rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 23, 2007 6:58 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Katine76
Katine76Katine76Moncton, Canada145 Threads 4,516 Posts
Good one!! rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 23, 2007 7:04 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
I hope all of they died happy trying to make an another kid. That kind of death every man dreams of roll eyes wine
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Sep 23, 2007 7:06 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
read "all of them" ... not "they" ....... grammatical mistake ...shame on me blushing
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Sep 23, 2007 7:10 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Plainfieldguy
PlainfieldguyPlainfieldguyplainfield, Indiana USA13 Threads 984 Posts
Wouldn't have all those kids if she had seen it coming..... sigh
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