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Sep 23, 2007 9:50 AM CST False Advertising...
LucidBlue
LucidBlueLucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 Posts
A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked.

Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door.

Pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "Is that for sale?" "Of course not!" she snapped angrily, blushing furiously.

Unchanged, he replied quietly, "Then, I suggest you quit advertising it."

giggle
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Sep 23, 2007 10:19 AM CST False Advertising...
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing Yes, I like advertsing humor, given my line of work...
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Sep 23, 2007 10:33 AM CST False Advertising...
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA23 Threads 2 Polls 5,143 Posts
my guess is this: ( I may be wrong and it wouldn't be the first time )laugh

There was definitely something [not necessarily just her Derriere {nice French}] for sale with her choice of clothing but probably either the buyer or the marketplace or the time of sell was not rightgrin


my humble S&M opinionlaugh wave
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Sep 23, 2007 10:41 AM CST False Advertising...
LucidBlue
LucidBlueLucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 Posts
LMAO... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 23, 2007 10:43 AM CST False Advertising...
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing

Good to see you Hank! tip hat
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Sep 23, 2007 10:46 AM CST False Advertising...
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA23 Threads 2 Polls 5,143 Posts
Same here, Robert

I can't help to interject my opinion when it comes to Sales and Marketing you know...laugh handshake
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Sep 23, 2007 10:57 AM CST False Advertising...
classicrockgirl
classicrockgirlclassicrockgirlInverness, Florida USA12 Threads 2,414 Posts
so are you selling or marketing?wave laugh
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Sep 23, 2007 11:00 AM CST False Advertising...
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
I would think, by our presence on this site - that we're all into a little marketing...professor
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Sep 23, 2007 11:01 AM CST False Advertising...
classicrockgirl
classicrockgirlclassicrockgirlInverness, Florida USA12 Threads 2,414 Posts
And maybe a little selling also? laugh
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Sep 23, 2007 11:02 AM CST False Advertising...
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
laugh Yep. "Now, for a limited time, get 2.9% financing for sixty months on any brand-new Robert in stock!"
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Sep 23, 2007 11:04 AM CST False Advertising...
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA23 Threads 2 Polls 5,143 Posts
well, honey,

I sell & market and advertise and network and operate and forecast etc, etc....


why? Do you need an air transportation or any other shipping or logistics movement??
laugh
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Sep 23, 2007 11:06 AM CST False Advertising...
classicrockgirl
classicrockgirlclassicrockgirlInverness, Florida USA12 Threads 2,414 Posts
Always wanted to join the mile high club.laugh
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Sep 23, 2007 11:08 AM CST False Advertising...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
More like...Buy...sell and trade!!!!!!!!!


laugh dunno confused
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Sep 23, 2007 11:13 AM CST False Advertising...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
tongue


Hey I don't swing that way!!!!!!!!!


laugh wave grin
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Sep 23, 2007 11:14 AM CST False Advertising...
constanza
constanzaconstanzaLA, California USA28 Threads 1 Polls 5,159 Posts
You gotta flaunt it once in a whilelaugh
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Sep 23, 2007 11:16 AM CST False Advertising...
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA23 Threads 2 Polls 5,143 Posts
I just looked it up

Flaunt: reflexive verb to parade yourself without shame or modesty

this is getting dangerous grin
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Sep 23, 2007 11:18 AM CST False Advertising...
constanza
constanzaconstanzaLA, California USA28 Threads 1 Polls 5,159 Posts
dangerous for whomconversing
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Sep 23, 2007 11:24 AM CST False Advertising...
classicrockgirl
classicrockgirlclassicrockgirlInverness, Florida USA12 Threads 2,414 Posts
Ok on a more serious note then I am moving to Florida in 2 weeks. Will definatly need to ship some things.
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Sep 23, 2007 11:58 AM CST False Advertising...
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
you just broke that guy's heart
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Sep 23, 2007 1:07 PM CST False Advertising...
LucidBlue
LucidBlueLucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 Posts
Can we get a CS member discount??

devil
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