ltlmstroubleOPMilton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK1,635 posts
Hi... hope someone can cheer me up. Not sure why exactly, but I am feeling overwhelmingly sad today. Perhaps it is because of the time of year, the fact that I miss my family, or that someone seems quite interested in buying my house.
I have so much to be thankful for, but today I am having a difficult time recognising that fact.
LOL someone please make me laugh and help me pull myself out of this terrible feeling.
Awww,cheer up dear,we all get these kind of day's,it doesnt last.Just know you have people who care about you and you can alway's get a good laugh from alot of good peep's on here..
I'll try. hee hee Is is possible you really don't want to sell your house? If that's the case. let me help you out. Just tell the prospective buyers that they caught the man that was committing the murders in your area, so they should have nothing to worry about. As far as the blood stains go, the should re appear, Even if it does, it's under warrenty. did I help?
It will definately kill the deal, if you have couple of fresh mounds of dirt out back. Walk around carrying the shovel the whole time you talk to them.
In Florida a man bought a brand new Corvette. He was so excited he went straight from the dealership to the interstate to see how fast he could get it. He got to 80,100, 120 and zoomed right past a Florida state trooper. The trooper wasted no time and sped after the guy with lights flashing and siren howling. The guy got further and further away from the trooper and suddenly realized that he was being stupid and needed to stop. He pulled over to wait for the trooper. The trooper comes to the guy's window and says:
"My shift ends in 30 minutes, it's Friday and I am tired. If you can give me a really good reason for your speeding, I will just let you go without a ticket"
The guy thinks for a moment and says:
"A few years back my wife left me for a Florida state trooper .... I thought you were trying to bring her back"
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I have so much to be thankful for, but today I am having a difficult time recognising that fact.
LOL someone please make me laugh and help me pull myself out of this terrible feeling.