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one is a god and the other is a goddess
one day a fairy passes by and brings them to life
She tells them they have one hour of life to do as they please
off they go and 55 minutes later they're back
the fairy says hey you still have 5 minutes , don't waste them
the goddess says to the god mmmmm shall we do the same again
the god says yes, only this time you hold the pigeon while I crap on it