Ireland Scotland and England ( Archived) (5)

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was
fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y'know" said the
Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a
little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way
for the locals so much, that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th
drink for you." "Well" said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion,
the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's
Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had
enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All
on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the
Irishman's claims. He swears every word is true. "Well" said the
Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?" "Not me myself,
personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."