Walmart Greeter (21)
I think I have heard that one before...it is pretty funny!!------ This thread is Archived ------
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i think i have seen her before
she disturbed me while i was squeezing nectarines
she disturbed me while i was squeezing nectarines
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lol I bet any greeter would love to say something like that and get away with it. Being in customer service is so hard. You just want to punch people's lights out sometimes !! *M*
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no LIE!!!
thats where the buck stops
its hard
retail also
too hard
thats where the buck stops
its hard
retail also
too hard
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Absolutely!
I always think, "Is it possible for this person to have been brought up without manners? OMG!" lol *M*
I always think, "Is it possible for this person to have been brought up without manners? OMG!" lol *M*
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I've heard this one before and it's still so darn funny!------ This thread is Archived ------
and the first time was artificial insumuation
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Don"t worry I never did, except that one time in Spain 
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Oh if we could truly say what we wanted to at some points!!
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hi sweetie
we must really keep opposite hours
its almost the changing of the guard i guess
im gettin ready for bed!
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LOL .... a customer at work called me a pitbull yesterday! because I was keeping track of people wandering to the back of our store.
Didn't realize I was a guard here too as most times I feel totally ignored (sigh) ..... as for times changes .... yes I think I'm a few hours behind you as its 9:30 my time. So sweet dreams and I hope that you have a wonderful day tomorrow and more than likely I'll catch you online tomorrow.
Didn't realize I was a guard here too as most times I feel totally ignored (sigh) ..... as for times changes .... yes I think I'm a few hours behind you as its 9:30 my time. So sweet dreams and I hope that you have a wonderful day tomorrow and more than likely I'll catch you online tomorrow.
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youre not ignored
it just frightens some to see someone stand up
yes i am 3 hrs ahead of you and it was my day off and i was here too much
i always enjoy seeing you
i love pitbulls
they are the only grandkids i have
not to be cryptic-thats the truth
it just frightens some to see someone stand up
yes i am 3 hrs ahead of you and it was my day off and i was here too much
i always enjoy seeing you
i love pitbulls
they are the only grandkids i have
not to be cryptic-thats the truth
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Nice one mindfful, thanks for the laugh, its a nice one to start a new day!! 
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im bumping this
im trying to see if i can make the front page list allll jokes
even if just for a moment...
im trying to see if i can make the front page list allll jokes
even if just for a moment...
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I think alcohol had heavy involvment in both children Oh crap too funny------ This thread is Archived ------
Bump - good one
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with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them
all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't."
"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter.
"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart"