'Old Ladies' are pretty smart (100)

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
>bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and
>every once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.
>
>Noticing this, a policeman stops her..."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
>out of that bag..."
>
>"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can
> still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
>
>"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop "How did you get all that money? Did
>you steal it?"
>
>"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my backyard backs up to the
>parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of
>fans
>come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
>
>"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
>time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say: '$20 or
>off
>it comes!'"
>
>"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck!...By the way, what's
>in the other bag?"
>
>
>"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."
>

no i dont have a hedge clipper...........
little old ladies mean what they say...dont they

demonstrate on yourself ???? i'd love to see that

I bet, you cant bend down to clip your toenails

anyway....the old lady was not talking about toenails....

I thought so.........women's job