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Oct 12, 2007 3:11 PM CST Have you ever hear someone...
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
trying to pit a positive spin on a negative answer?

You go into a restaurant,

"Do you have ice cream here?" ... We sure don`t.

What are you supposed to say to that?

"Well thank God for that, well you are good people!"
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Oct 12, 2007 3:15 PM CST Have you ever hear someone...
TrueNorthMan7
TrueNorthMan7TrueNorthMan7Barrie, Canada34 Threads 1,096 Posts
Having a bad day?
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Oct 12, 2007 3:16 PM CST Have you ever hear someone...
Yes,we got no Bananas,we got no Bananas today.
tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh grin doh
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Oct 12, 2007 3:18 PM CST Have you ever hear someone...
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
How bout at a funeral when they look at a dead person , "he looks so good" you could say" give me a gun, and you can join him."
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Oct 12, 2007 3:29 PM CST Have you ever hear someone...
starr6114
starr6114starr6114mitchell, South Dakota USA41 Threads 531 Posts
When I get that reply I just wait patiently...
for 30 seconds.....
The I say "how bout now"head banger head banger
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Oct 12, 2007 3:30 PM CST Have you ever hear someone...
Cbond36
Cbond36Cbond36Russellville, USA40 Threads 1,571 Posts
I went to buy some screws for the Company I work for at a place here in town that specializes in nuts, bolts and screws. I handed the guy an example that I had brought with me, and he says, "Yeah, we have these, but boy you could save a lot of money if you didn't need them in stainless."
I said, "I don't, I don't need them in stainless, how much can I save?"

"Well, we don't carry that type in non-stainless sir."....was his reply.


very mad
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Oct 12, 2007 3:31 PM CST Have you ever hear someone...
LucidBlue
LucidBlueLucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 12, 2007 5:42 PM CST Have you ever hear someone...
Plainfieldguy
PlainfieldguyPlainfieldguyplainfield, Indiana USA13 Threads 984 Posts
Yeah.................. "for a fat girl, you don't sweat much"........ rolling on the floor laughing
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