Does it takea village to raise a nut? ( Archived) (17)

Oct 14, 2007 11:59 AM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
It takes a village to raise a nut.


Dwayne was a pain in the town`s rear end
he blew up the trailer that he grew up in.

Burnt down the church and the Junior High Gym
His own momma wouldn`t even claim him.

But Hillary Clinton says we`re to blame
She says the town ought to feel ashamed

We let Dwayne down when he need us most
We`d pray for him if our church wasn`t toast and sut
It takes a village to raise a nut.

We rebuilt the gym at the Junior high school
Dwayne popped the lock with a tire tool

He blew out the windows with a pellet gun
Spray painted some stuff about the coaches son

Albert Gore says he`s appalled
says Dwayne needs midnight basketball

We need to play ball with him
we`d play ball with him if the gym wasn`t bolted shut
it takes a village to raise a nut.

It takes a village to raise a nut
it takes tire squealing round a Pizza Hut
Takes a momma and daddy sitting on their butts
It takes a principals office without any guts
It takes a sorry Mayor and a school that sucks
Takes a lot of police and fire trucks
Takes a high school teacher who likes being kicked and cussed
It takes a village to raise a nut


We finally snapped in our senior year
Got in the truck and drank some cold beer

Followed Dwayne home from the senior prom
all the way back to his foster home

His foster mom let us in the door
said she couldn`t deal with Dwayne no more

Ripped a forty dollar tux right off of him
When we finished with him, his jaw was wired shut
It takes a village to raise a nut.



It takes a village to raise a nut
it takes tire squealing round a Pizza Hut
Takes a momma and daddy sitting on their butts
It takes a principals office without any guts
It takes a sorry Mayor and a school that sucks
Takes a lot of police and fire trucks
Takes a high school teacher who likes being kicked and cussed
It takes a village to raise a nut


By one of my favorite entertainers

Tim Wilson rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 14, 2007 12:03 PM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
: Does it takea village to raise a nut?




Is Kennebuncport still considered a village??
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Oct 14, 2007 12:04 PM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
Plainfieldguy
PlainfieldguyPlainfieldguyplainfield, Indiana USA13 Threads 984 Posts
That almost comes off insensitive, Mitch! dunno
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Oct 14, 2007 12:05 PM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
Plainfieldguy
PlainfieldguyPlainfieldguyplainfield, Indiana USA13 Threads 984 Posts
I thought Ted Kennedy was from Taxachuttess.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 14, 2007 12:07 PM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Awww shoot, almost, that`s all?
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Oct 14, 2007 12:16 PM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
Plainfieldguy
PlainfieldguyPlainfieldguyplainfield, Indiana USA13 Threads 984 Posts
There should be a moratorium on slapping Hillary around.....handshake
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Oct 14, 2007 12:17 PM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
Plainfieldguy
PlainfieldguyPlainfieldguyplainfield, Indiana USA13 Threads 984 Posts
Let's pause for 5 minutes rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing applause applause
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Oct 14, 2007 12:18 PM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Ok, but only five minutes.

not a second longer. devil
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Oct 14, 2007 12:27 PM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
Plainfieldguy
PlainfieldguyPlainfieldguyplainfield, Indiana USA13 Threads 984 Posts
Okay, times up...............back at .........LET THE GAMES BEGIN!applause
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Oct 15, 2007 10:44 AM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
I heard Hillary is Lesbian, is this true?

hole
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Oct 15, 2007 10:51 AM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
starr6114
starr6114starr6114mitchell, South Dakota USA41 Threads 531 Posts
Nah, shes just going for the gay vote
She'll do anything for a vote
Next week she'll be trying for the black vote...........
that should be funpeace
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Oct 15, 2007 10:57 AM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Got any idea what she will do for a black vote?

dunno
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Oct 15, 2007 12:31 PM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland29 Threads 12 Polls 11,436 Posts
I thought the register was designed to prevent them voting? confused Or was that only in Florida....? laugh
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Oct 15, 2007 12:33 PM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Floridians get to vote twice

laugh laugh
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Oct 15, 2007 12:33 PM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
Dwayne needs a swift kick in the balls.professor
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Oct 15, 2007 12:35 PM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
starr6114
starr6114starr6114mitchell, South Dakota USA41 Threads 531 Posts
Foridians get no un votes
Problem with un hanging chads
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Oct 15, 2007 12:37 PM CST Does it takea village to raise a nut?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

are you volunteering?
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