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Oct 15, 2007 1:05 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why does the sun shine?

Why does an Irishman dance?
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Oct 15, 2007 1:06 PM CST WHY?
OUTRAGEOUS
OUTRAGEOUSOUTRAGEOUSPanama, Panama44 Threads 1 Polls 1,768 Posts
Why do I even bother? dunno
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Oct 15, 2007 1:06 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why do I keep getting fired?

What`s so important about pants?

confused
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Oct 15, 2007 1:08 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why can`t I claim the IRS as a Dependant?
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Oct 15, 2007 1:09 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why does love hurt?

Especially in jail? help
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Oct 15, 2007 1:10 PM CST WHY?
nuala
nualanualadublin, Dublin Ireland12 Threads 6,456 Posts
an irishman dances because he has fleas in his pants.......
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Oct 15, 2007 1:10 PM CST WHY?
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland29 Threads 12 Polls 11,436 Posts
In my experience it is the sun that dances and the Irish man shines! rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 15, 2007 1:11 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why does hot water shrink clothes,

and cold water shrinks me? confused
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Oct 15, 2007 1:12 PM CST WHY?
CLLGEGRL
CLLGEGRLCLLGEGRLSan Antonio, Texas USA465 Posts
Because youre a delicious piece of man meat love rolling on the floor laughing *M*
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Oct 15, 2007 1:14 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why can`t a man show a woman

how to breast feed properly?

sigh
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Oct 15, 2007 1:15 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why do people pick their nose in their cars?
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Oct 15, 2007 1:17 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why can`t a man be naked

in the privacy of his own back yard

on the trampoline? dunno
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Oct 15, 2007 1:18 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why doesn`t my wife understand me?

Maybe it`s because she`s holding a pillow

over my face. frustrated
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Oct 15, 2007 1:20 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why was my graduation so embarrassing?

So I misunderstood the word, matriculate.

blushing blushing
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Oct 15, 2007 1:22 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why does a confession booth

look so much like a peep show booth?


dunno
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Oct 15, 2007 1:24 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
If a tree falls on a philosopher,

does he make a sound?
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Oct 15, 2007 1:25 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why can`t we just love our neighbors?


Why must their husbands freak out?
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Oct 15, 2007 1:28 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why don`t I trust my therapist?

Why does he sell Amway on the side?



crying
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Oct 15, 2007 1:30 PM CST WHY?
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Why don`t relationships last?

I thought fifty dollars was for the whole night.

dunno
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Oct 15, 2007 1:30 PM CST WHY?
Plainfieldguy
PlainfieldguyPlainfieldguyplainfield, Indiana USA13 Threads 984 Posts
as stated in a poem..... "ours is not to question why, ours is but to do and die....."


....and that's all I know about that ........... "Gumpism"
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