Private Part Died Today ( Archived) (3)

Oct 15, 2007 11:29 PM CST Private Part Died Today
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA108 Threads 2,518 Posts
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today,
and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy she
replied,

"Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."





The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you yesterday that
my
Private Part died .

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing!"


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Oct 16, 2007 12:09 AM CST Private Part Died Today
DogMaI
DogMaIDogMaISartell, Minnesota USA17 Threads 1 Polls 2,729 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing good onethumbs up
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Oct 16, 2007 12:14 AM CST Private Part Died Today
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA108 Threads 2,518 Posts
thanks...I tried....wave
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