what does your daddy do? (4)
LMAO...an oldy but a goody.....
Johnny's teacher asks...there are 5 birds sitting on a wire and you shoot one off...how many are left...Johnny answers. NONE...the teacher says No, there are 4 left...Johnny says.."No ma'am, if you shot one the rest would fly away",Teacher says, well that is not the answer I was lookinf for, but I like the way that you think" Johhny says, "I got a question for you"..."Three women eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream up and down, the other is just licking it as it drips down, slowly, enjoying it, and the third is putting the whole thing in her mouth, all the way down to the cone" "which one is married?" Teacher, all red in the face says, "Um, I guess the one that is putting the whole thing in her mouth all the way to the cone" Johnny says "Nope, it's the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think"
Johnny's teacher asks...there are 5 birds sitting on a wire and you shoot one off...how many are left...Johnny answers. NONE...the teacher says No, there are 4 left...Johnny says.."No ma'am, if you shot one the rest would fly away",Teacher says, well that is not the answer I was lookinf for, but I like the way that you think" Johhny says, "I got a question for you"..."Three women eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream up and down, the other is just licking it as it drips down, slowly, enjoying it, and the third is putting the whole thing in her mouth, all the way down to the cone" "which one is married?" Teacher, all red in the face says, "Um, I guess the one that is putting the whole thing in her mouth all the way to the cone" Johnny says "Nope, it's the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think"
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wrinkling my nose.......ewwwwwwwwww, that's yuck......(you might have kids if you use the word yuck, LMAO)
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thats a good too'
Teacher comes into class one morning carrying a brown paper bag. She tells the class " in this bag i have fruit and vegetables. I am going to give an "A" to whoever can guess what I am describing and holding in the bag." she reaches in the bag, and letting the pupils see what she is holding describes a banana. Sally said "banana" the teacher ask Sally how she knew. Sally said "Soon as you said it was long, and had to be peeled to eat, I knew what it was". the teacher tells Sally "I like the way you think Sally."
Johnny was upset , he could use all the "A"s he could get. the next item to be described was a grapefruit. the teacher said "Its slightly bigger than a softball and its covering is yellow" Johnny started screaming "ME TEACHER...PICK ME..I KNOW THIS ONE" Johnny was corrected for screaming in the classroom. the teacher starts to identify another object and Johnny quickly jumps up with his hand in his pocket and says " Teacher I got somethng you can't guess what it is. It's round, hard and has a head on it." the teacher screams JOHNNY...Don't you dare pull that out" Johnny tells the teacher "It's only a quarter teacher, but I like the way you think"
Teacher comes into class one morning carrying a brown paper bag. She tells the class " in this bag i have fruit and vegetables. I am going to give an "A" to whoever can guess what I am describing and holding in the bag." she reaches in the bag, and letting the pupils see what she is holding describes a banana. Sally said "banana" the teacher ask Sally how she knew. Sally said "Soon as you said it was long, and had to be peeled to eat, I knew what it was". the teacher tells Sally "I like the way you think Sally."
Johnny was upset , he could use all the "A"s he could get. the next item to be described was a grapefruit. the teacher said "Its slightly bigger than a softball and its covering is yellow" Johnny started screaming "ME TEACHER...PICK ME..I KNOW THIS ONE" Johnny was corrected for screaming in the classroom. the teacher starts to identify another object and Johnny quickly jumps up with his hand in his pocket and says " Teacher I got somethng you can't guess what it is. It's round, hard and has a head on it." the teacher screams JOHNNY...Don't you dare pull that out" Johnny tells the teacher "It's only a quarter teacher, but I like the way you think"
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The next pupil said "My daddys a truck driver, he brings food from far away so people can eat." "Very good." said the teacher. Little Johnny is going nuts in the back of the class, "Teacher... Teacher pick me!" "Ok" said the teacher , "What does your daddy do Johnny?". Proudly Johnny stands up and says, "My daddy eats light bulbs." The Teacher shakes her head and says "Johnny your daddy does not eat light bulbs, what on earth gave you that idea?". Johnny still standing proudly says " My daddy does too eat light bulbs. Last nite I heard himn tell my mommy, turn that light out and I'll eat that thing."