Whilst Fishing . . . ( Archived) (8)

Oct 24, 2007 3:21 PM CST Whilst Fishing . . .
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothing,'" the beachcomber said.

"Wow," said the tourist.

The beachcomber added, "The sharks got 'em."
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Oct 24, 2007 3:40 PM CST Whilst Fishing . . .
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 24, 2007 3:42 PM CST Whilst Fishing . . .
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 24, 2007 4:13 PM CST Whilst Fishing . . .
purebrit
purebritpurebritipswich, Suffolk, England UK1 Threads 59 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing

were do you get all this lmao
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Oct 24, 2007 4:14 PM CST Whilst Fishing . . .
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
mostly through the internet or emails
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Oct 24, 2007 4:17 PM CST Whilst Fishing . . .
Cbond36
Cbond36Cbond36Russellville, USA40 Threads 1,571 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing Good one P

I know I'm gonna sound like a pompus egghead but I love sharing animal info:


Alligators wouldn't be on the coast (saltwater). Only Saltwater Crocs would be there. Alligators are freshwater only.
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Oct 24, 2007 4:22 PM CST Whilst Fishing . . .
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
No prob mate, after all its only a joke!! thumbs up handshake
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Oct 24, 2007 4:24 PM CST Whilst Fishing . . .
Cbond36
Cbond36Cbond36Russellville, USA40 Threads 1,571 Posts
True...........
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