Five Germans in an Audi Quattro ... (12)

Oct 27, 2007 8:50 AM CST Five Germans in an Audi Quattro ...
Cerrone
CerroneCerroneBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK40 Threads 352 Posts
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An Italian police officer stops them and says:

"Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro!"

"Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" the German driver asks.

"Quattro means four!" the policeman answers.

"Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German shouts ..."Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" says the Italian policeman. "Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefore breaking the law!"

The German driver gets mad and shouts "You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor over!

Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence!!!"

"Sorry" the Italian says, "He canta comea . He'sa buzy with a two guys in a Fiat Uno."
grin
Oct 27, 2007 9:05 AM CST Five Germans in an Audi Quattro ...
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 27, 2007 9:51 AM CST Five Germans in an Audi Quattro ...
foreveryoung1
foreveryoung1foreveryoung1cartagena, Murcia Spain2 Threads 1 Polls 2,984 Posts
Does that mean I can have 25 people in mine?
A Rover 25
cheering cheering
Oct 27, 2007 9:55 AM CST Five Germans in an Audi Quattro ...
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
doh laugh
Oct 27, 2007 10:03 AM CST Five Germans in an Audi Quattro ...
judd28
judd28judd28mullingar, Westmeath Ireland14 Threads 1,182 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing good one
Oct 27, 2007 10:07 AM CST Five Germans in an Audi Quattro ...
natasha555
natasha555natasha555Plovdiv, Bulgaria14 Threads 649 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing mamma mia ,sweet-a joke,thanks for sharing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 27, 2007 2:43 PM CST Five Germans in an Audi Quattro ...
heinzketchup
heinzketchupheinzketchupFort Mill, South Carolina USA11 Threads 1 Polls 1,799 Posts
Good to know, the next time I go to Italy I play safe and take the Fiat 500rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 27, 2007 2:43 PM CST Five Germans in an Audi Quattro ...
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Heinz, take a Fiat Seicento, you'll be safer that way!! laugh
Oct 27, 2007 3:48 PM CST Five Germans in an Audi Quattro ...
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
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Dec 28, 2007 4:47 AM CST Five Germans in an Audi Quattro ...
Sissi40
Sissi40Sissi40Brooklyn, New York USA2 Threads 6 Posts
very good rolling on the floor laughing laugh peace
Dec 28, 2007 5:27 AM CST Five Germans in an Audi Quattro ...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I've got a peugot 206!! perhaps I can fit as many people in it and start a bus service company???rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I'd have to empty that car boot first!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 28, 2007 8:25 AM CST Five Germans in an Audi Quattro ...
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
That reminds me about the one about:

'How do you get 71 elephants into a mini?'

Answer:





Two in the front, and 69 in the back! doh reindeer
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