chat up lines (21)

Nov 1, 2007 9:26 AM CST chat up lines
zoomdoug
zoomdougzoomdougscarborough, UK15 Threads 16 Posts
eney chat up lines
Nov 1, 2007 9:30 AM CST chat up lines
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
Hmmm, How about, Get ya kit off??? dunno




Oh, ya already have grin
Nov 1, 2007 2:18 PM CST chat up lines
RobbieM
RobbieMRobbieMHertford, Hertfordshire, England UK115 Threads 6 Polls 4,553 Posts
I dont do chat up lines, i just make em laugh till they jump on me to shut me uplaugh

Gimme a list and i'll try them out on someone later and ill post her reactions!!cheers
Nov 1, 2007 2:49 PM CST chat up lines
Cerrone
CerroneCerroneBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK40 Threads 352 Posts
I love every bone in your body...especially minegrin devil
Nov 3, 2007 2:50 AM CST chat up lines
jimbhoy
jimbhoyjimbhoyHamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK80 Threads 2 Polls 4,142 Posts
You have eyes like Spanners.....


Everytime I look into them my nuts tightenrolling on the floor laughing
Nov 4, 2007 9:58 AM CST chat up lines
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
can you drive love?if so back into thisgrin devil rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 4, 2007 9:58 AM CST chat up lines
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
i dont know why i qoted jims post, that chat up line wasnt ment fo himrolling on the floor laughing
Nov 4, 2007 10:51 AM CST chat up lines
Aries30
Aries30Aries30Blackpool, Lancashire, England UK11 Threads 526 Posts
Chat up lines make me feel sick!!! barf barf barf

I prefer a nice genuine guy smitten smitten smitten
Nov 6, 2007 10:45 AM CST chat up lines
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
tongue help applause
Nov 11, 2007 11:21 AM CST chat up lines
starangel88
starangel88starangel88surrey, Surrey, England UK1 Threads 6 Posts
how about where did you get your outfit ..whoes the hottie .com doh
Nov 11, 2007 11:27 AM CST chat up lines
starangel88
starangel88starangel88surrey, Surrey, England UK1 Threads 6 Posts
ooo i have nuther one .. tell me did it hurt when u fell from heven . because you must be an angel ..grin
Nov 11, 2007 11:41 AM CST chat up lines
Manetho
ManethoManethoPlymouth, Devon, England UK19 Threads 112 Posts
How about these

I want to kiss you on the lips, then move up to you belly button.

Tell me about youself-your stuggles, your dreams, your phone number.

If i could rearrange the alphabete i would put u and i together.

The word of the day is legs, let's go back and spread the word.cheers peace
Nov 11, 2007 2:34 PM CST chat up lines
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
can i borrow your phone number cus ive lost minegrin


you must be tired becouse youve been running thew my mind all nightgrin
Nov 11, 2007 4:43 PM CST chat up lines
cezlou
cezloucezlouSwansea - Newport, West Glamorgan, Wales UK8 Threads 132 Posts
Get your coat cause you've pulled
Nov 11, 2007 5:52 PM CST chat up lines
Heathrowsteve
HeathrowsteveHeathrowsteveWest Drayton, Greater London, England UK5 Threads 90 Posts
How do you like your eggs?..... fried or fertilised
laugh tongue
Nov 11, 2007 6:53 PM CST chat up lines
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
you know, someone said that to me many months ago lollaugh
Nov 12, 2007 11:37 AM CST chat up lines
Aries30
Aries30Aries30Blackpool, Lancashire, England UK11 Threads 526 Posts
You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

lick ur finger-touch ur choosen one on their clothing-and say-Can i help u out of those wet clothes?


"You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!"

all used, but failed

The only thing that worked was when my best friend and i were waiting for a cab eating our post night out chips, a guy walked past with his friend and said - "you're really cute, apart from the mayonaise on your cheek!!" doh

I like to call it my Bridget Jones moment blushing roll eyes
Nov 20, 2007 5:30 PM CST chat up lines
Pptrixibell
PptrixibellPptrixibellEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK5 Threads 1,903 Posts
The worst one I've ever had (which was many many many moons ago back when I were a young lass..)

"Here's 10p, awa' an phone yer Ma an' tell ye'll no be hame the night"

Needless to say that was not a successful chat up line for me......confused No brainer really!
Nov 20, 2007 6:45 PM CST chat up lines
supertubes
supertubessupertubeswigan, Greater Manchester, England UK1 Posts
My brother once walked up to a girl and said excuse me for asking but havent you got a boyfreind called mark??

when she replied no he said ohh right.... would you like one then :)
Dec 14, 2007 1:49 PM CST chat up lines
MissMoonlight
MissMoonlightMissMoonlightWallasey, Merseyside, England UK1 Posts
You're so sweet you could put Cadburys out of business !!

Hi everyone, I'm new to the forums so please be gentle haha!!
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