The perfect man (3)

The taxi-driver said, "Dave Smith, now there's a man who did everything right. Like me coming along just when you need a taxi. It would have happened like that to Dave".

The passenger said, "Well nobody's perfect".

The taxi-driver said, "Well Dave was, he was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in golf. He could have played tenns with the best pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. He had a memory like a trap, he always remembered everybody's birthdays. He could fix anything, not like me, if I mend a fuse I manage to black out the whole neighbourhood".

The passenger said, "No wonder you remember him".

The taxi-driver said, "Well no, I never actually met him".

The passenger said, "Then how do you know so much about him?".

The taxi-driver said, "I married his widow!".

I've never married a widow before.......... thanks for putting me off!