The perfect man (3)

Nov 4, 2007 10:43 AM CST The perfect man
Jan1305
Jan1305Jan1305Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain199 Threads 7,310 Posts
The taxi-driver said, "Dave Smith, now there's a man who did everything right. Like me coming along just when you need a taxi. It would have happened like that to Dave".

The passenger said, "Well nobody's perfect".

The taxi-driver said, "Well Dave was, he was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in golf. He could have played tenns with the best pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. He had a memory like a trap, he always remembered everybody's birthdays. He could fix anything, not like me, if I mend a fuse I manage to black out the whole neighbourhood".

The passenger said, "No wonder you remember him".

The taxi-driver said, "Well no, I never actually met him".

The passenger said, "Then how do you know so much about him?".

The taxi-driver said, "I married his widow!".
Nov 4, 2007 10:44 AM CST The perfect man
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta254 Threads 4 Polls 10,684 Posts
I've never married a widow before.......... thanks for putting me off! rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 4, 2007 10:44 AM CST The perfect man
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
Nice one!! applause

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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