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Little Johnny's dad came home from work one day, and he finds little Johnny on the front porch crying his little eyes out. He sits down beside him and says, "whats wrong?" Little Johnny says, "I don't have anyone to play with, everyone else has little sisters or little brothers, but I have no one." So his dad says, "don't worry son, me and mom are going to fix that tonight." Later that night, Johnny hears a commotion and upon investigation, he sees dad and mom in the bed. Confused, he asks, "whats going on?" Dad says, "you remember the little brother or sister you wanted, well we're making one for you right now" Excited and happy Little Johnny runs to his bed and smiles all night long. Next day, Johnny's dad comes home, and theres his son, sitting on the porch, crying his little eyes out. "Son, whats wrong now?" he asks. "Dad, you remember that little brother or sister you were making for me last night?", Johnny asks. "Yes, of course" his dad replies. "Well, that damn milk man came this morning and ate it!"