Golf Accident (38)

Nov 6, 2007 6:05 AM CST Golf Accident
Two women were playing golf.

One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize,

"Please allow me to help".

"I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes the man
replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great ....but my thumb still hurts like hell.
Nov 6, 2007 7:03 AM CST Golf Accident
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,517 Posts
Hmmmm....maybe it's time to take up golf.......

laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 6, 2007 7:21 AM CST Golf Accident
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta254 Threads 4 Polls 10,684 Posts
Thumbs up! thumbs up Get it? rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 6, 2007 10:24 AM CST Golf Accident
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta271 Threads 3,669 Posts
You have to stop playing tennis and take up golf insteadrolling on the floor laughing tongue
Nov 6, 2007 10:26 AM CST Golf Accident
a very interesting suggestionrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 6, 2007 10:34 AM CST Golf Accident
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta254 Threads 4 Polls 10,684 Posts
Of course, you do know that the higher the social class the smaller the balls men play with! rolling on the floor laughing

Basketball for your average street thug

A slightly smaller ball for football playing hooligans

Oval balls for squashed Americans and English public schoolboys who like rugby

Hard smaller balls for cricket and hockey lovers

Nice squidgy hairy balls for tennis players! smitten

Small hard wrinkled balls for golf players

And innocent white smooth balls for table tennis players like me! batting
Nov 6, 2007 10:34 AM CST Golf Accident
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta271 Threads 3,669 Posts
Yeah, now they give you longer clubs to use, but,.........smaller balls to hitrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue
Nov 6, 2007 10:35 AM CST Golf Accident
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,517 Posts
Both games are good....either way, you get to play with balls...rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 6, 2007 10:40 AM CST Golf Accident
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
You disappoint me babe!

uh oh
Nov 6, 2007 10:41 AM CST Golf Accident
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,517 Posts
Sorry, I'll get back to the shower now!!....hands are all wet!!...no wonder I'm hitting the ball off the green.....!!

rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 6, 2007 10:43 AM CST Golf Accident
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
This way please.


grin
Nov 6, 2007 11:06 AM CST Golf Accident
AwesomeChoice
AwesomeChoiceAwesomeChoiceCarmel, California USA15 Threads 1,152 Posts
Luscious wave ...be nice to a man!.....give him easier to follow directions rolling on the floor laughing ....it doesn't look like he's got the NAVI system installed on his boat..as of yet conversing dunno laugh
Nov 6, 2007 11:12 AM CST Golf Accident
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,517 Posts
Gone Fishing.....sleep wine drinking cool wave
Nov 6, 2007 11:12 AM CST Golf Accident
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
Oh, yeah. doh

Forgot to make it easy for him to understand.

You see i get like that whenever he leaves the dishes undone.

grin

Picking him up from his remedial reading classes in ten minutes.

Any tips?
Nov 6, 2007 11:25 AM CST Golf Accident
dont you know that you have to have different club sizes to tackle different ball positions...tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 6, 2007 11:26 AM CST Golf Accident
AwesomeChoice
AwesomeChoiceAwesomeChoiceCarmel, California USA15 Threads 1,152 Posts
Great joke Cherscic! rolling on the floor laughing
Now...could you please pass me this club wave laugh
confused ..thou it was brought to my attention that I'm only good at playing the "knockout babe" sigh
moping help grin
Nov 6, 2007 11:26 AM CST Golf Accident
i'll stick to tennis......wave and leave golf for when i grow uptongue laugh
Nov 6, 2007 11:27 AM CST Golf Accident
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,517 Posts
Cheeky li' b*tch....

now....where did I leave my glasses again......hmmmmmmm

cool dancing doh
Nov 6, 2007 11:28 AM CST Golf Accident
Is that so...........???????
So you are from the highest class.......
And, i'm from middle class........conversing
Nov 6, 2007 11:29 AM CST Golf Accident
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,517 Posts
Good choice....and the instructors are usually much better looking....and all under 40....

laugh
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