How come Santa needs to lose weight? ( Archived) (11)

Nov 6, 2007 11:35 PM CST How come Santa needs to lose weight?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
On the news they said Santa is a bad influence on kids because he is fat. That him being fat will make kids be fat.

If that is a bad influence on kids.....Why don't they clean up television that bombs their little brains with filth and violence all day?


Give them a monster with blood slime to play with for Christmas. They will soon forget santa was chubby as they puke blood from the monster on the killer dinobot or whatever.



Ain't this a silly world!confused
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Nov 6, 2007 11:41 PM CST How come Santa needs to lose weight?
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA24 Threads 2 Polls 6,726 Posts
don't feed him with cookies & milk??dunno laugh
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Nov 6, 2007 11:42 PM CST How come Santa needs to lose weight?
Shinedown7593
Shinedown7593Shinedown7593Roseville, USA72 Threads 937 Posts
What is this world coming to? I remember a few years back, they wanted to ban the cookie monster to make way for the veggie monster
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Nov 6, 2007 11:42 PM CST How come Santa needs to lose weight?
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA786 Threads 2 Polls 12,449 Posts
If the fat bastard gets stuck in my chimney, well, Jenny Craig is getting a call...

Considering that I don't have a chimney...


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 6, 2007 11:44 PM CST How come Santa needs to lose weight?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
can"t give him prunes.....that would mess up the holiday!rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 6, 2007 11:44 PM CST How come Santa needs to lose weight?
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA24 Threads 2 Polls 6,726 Posts
well, Mr. TET, have you been good this year?laugh
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Nov 6, 2007 11:45 PM CST How come Santa needs to lose weight?
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA786 Threads 2 Polls 12,449 Posts
Yeah...unfortunately...laugh

I'm too broke to even get a decent bad going this year...mumbling doh
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Nov 6, 2007 11:49 PM CST How come Santa needs to lose weight?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
You think you got it bad.....Santa has been giving woman something that is on top of his little bag. Now Mrs Santa is mad.grin
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Nov 6, 2007 11:52 PM CST How come Santa needs to lose weight?
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA24 Threads 2 Polls 6,726 Posts
well, good for you comfort am sure the FB, as you called him, will think of you generously despite the slur.

On a related note, I have always wondered, does Santa ever reward the mediocre kids, (such as myself) who have been just in the middle, the average kiddos??

or is it just Black&White, even with Santa? kinda like, you're either with us or against us confused

oh shush, Hankrolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 6, 2007 11:54 PM CST How come Santa needs to lose weight?
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA786 Threads 2 Polls 12,449 Posts
I've already got my xmas present. A new laptop...

As for being mediocre...dunno...I can't even relate to the word...laugh
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Nov 7, 2007 12:13 AM CST How come Santa needs to lose weight?
PrincessErin
PrincessErinPrincessErinbrooklyn heights, Ohio USA5 Threads 390 Posts
The actually ended up cleaning the cookie monster up so that he eats veggies now too and then sings "C is for cookie, which are a SOMETIMES food". lame.
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