3 mice are sitting in a bar drinking they start arguing over who is the hardest the first says " i set off a mouse trap the other day , i caught the bar, bench pressed with it for a bit then took the cheese " the second says " they put poison out for me the other day, i just took it home and put it on a pizza" the third says "thats very impressive boys , i can't compete with eather of you " he then gets up finishes his drink and heads for the door , one of the others shouts after him " where are you off to" " I'm going back to f@%k the cat again"
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" I'm going back to f@%k the cat again"