Why do men die first ( Archived) (12)

Nov 8, 2007 12:44 AM CST Why do men die first
Shinedown7593
Shinedown7593Shinedown7593Roseville, USA72 Threads 937 Posts
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy a** and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you ... it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... it's s*xual harassment.

If you keep quiet ... it's male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp.

If you don't ... you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination.

If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert.

If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.

If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain.

If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after something.

If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself.

If you don't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired.

If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed.

If you don't ... there must be someone else.


Bottom Line: Men die first because they want to.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 8, 2007 12:47 AM CST Why do men die first
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA155 Threads 3,161 Posts
oh....that is a great one....rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 8, 2007 12:47 AM CST Why do men die first
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA201 Threads 21 Polls 13,583 Posts
uh oh uh oh woww .... applause
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Nov 8, 2007 12:51 AM CST Why do men die first
Unmatchable
UnmatchableUnmatchableMartinsville, USA30 Threads 1,071 Posts
I think it's interesting that men have a lower life expentancy than women... we're also at greater risk for heart disease and all sorts of other nasty crap. Even suicide is greatest among men. help
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Nov 8, 2007 1:24 AM CST Why do men die first
aceofhearts572
aceofhearts572aceofhearts572lumberton, USA15 Threads 40 Posts
Ain't it the truth! Man you hit the nail on the head! I'm lmao right now!
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Nov 8, 2007 1:35 AM CST Why do men die first
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA155 Threads 3,161 Posts
"Even suicide is greatest among men. "

that is why at the end....the answer is....BECAUSE THEY WANT TO....

rolling on the floor laughing

on a more serious note...I don't think men can handle the death of their wife as well as most women can....it is just my observation... My grandfather gave up on wanting to live after my grandmother passed away...he lasted 6 months...and he passed away...dunno
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Nov 8, 2007 1:58 AM CST Why do men die first
PeachesandRay
PeachesandRayPeachesandRayConcord, North Carolina USA91 Threads 1 Polls 1,830 Posts
It's a shame, most men seem to think that this is the way most women thinksigh It's not thoughscold

I would like to be known as a woman who's much more than thiswine
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Nov 8, 2007 2:34 AM CST Why do men die first
AnAngelAlways
AnAngelAlwaysAnAngelAlwaysJoshua, Texas USA4 Threads 750 Posts
Same here! Those are great, shine! grin All too true. laugh
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Nov 8, 2007 6:35 AM CST Why do men die first
Shinedown7593
Shinedown7593Shinedown7593Roseville, USA72 Threads 937 Posts
Figure I would bump this one so I can leave on a funny note while I lay and wait for the phone to ring to see if she really cares.
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Nov 8, 2007 6:42 AM CST Why do men die first
seadrift
seadriftseadriftBrisbane, Queensland Australia6 Threads 192 Posts
And women say it's a mans world ha
we can't put a foot right without
remark.
but we do luv ya's really
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Nov 8, 2007 6:52 AM CST Why do men die first
parsons
parsonsparsonswestbury, Wiltshire, England UK13 Threads 102 Posts
Shinedown your on a roll this is the 2nd of your wicked posts today thumbs up
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Nov 8, 2007 7:00 AM CST Why do men die first
Willowsway
WillowswayWillowswayNew Hamburg, Ontario Canada9 Threads 300 Posts
Good one Shine great post.yay
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