THE DANCING BANANA THEORY OF HUMAN FULFILLMENT ( Archived) (8)

Pome....with apologies to its real author Myles na gCopaleen



When things go wrong and will not come right,
Though you do the best you can,
When life looks black as the hour of night -
A DANCING BANANA IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

When money's tight and hard to get
And your horse has also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt -
A DANCING BANANA IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

When health is bad and your heart feels strange,
And your face is pale and wan,
When doctors say you need a change,
A DANCING BANANA IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

When food is scarce and your larder bare
And no rashers grease your pan,
When hunger grows as your meals are rare -
A DANCING BANANA IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

In time of trouble and lousey strife,
You have still got a darlint plan
You still can turn to a brighter life -
A DANCING BANANA IS YOUR ONLY MAN.






So folks....if you are fed up....come here and dance some bananas...it is cheap, cheerful and full of potassium

When money is tight
And hard to get
And your horse is an also-ran
When all you have is a heap of debt
A Dancing Banana is your only man

Flann O'Brien

Hey FM are you posting from the day room of the asylum by any chance
Its that old "if you cant beat them join them"

Don't you enjoy dancing bananas....seems sane to me!!

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