ROOM 54 up the stairs and to the left (Lago & Awesome's boudoir) (51)
FlowerOfTheSnowMalaga, Andalusia Spain23 Threads 2,212 Posts
WICKED!!!!! Go on you two flirty birds...now's your chance
She's in the shower and I think she's got a headache....( says he grabbing his coat and ducking out the door....)...
Men!!!!!
...it's a pink headband.....you silly!!!
...~maybe I better go for a yonger specie~.........Naahh...he's a keeper
help me God.........fast!
Got hand over my eyes Awesome!!! Honest I'm not peeking!!!
Have fun you 2!!!
Have fun you 2!!!
Don't you try to trick me now Flower!!! I still can see ya Ok....nuff fun....my belly hurts!!!
and I got to go
See you all funny tomorrow 
WoW! Fiore what a lovely comfortable room --- Awesome and Lago will cetainly rock in here
Yep ,we're expecting more news Go ahead you 2
Go ahead you 2 
When i read the tittle, i thought it was the next Malta encounter
Oh well, it's you you two! 
I hope everything goes soft!
Oh well, it's you you two!
I hope everything goes soft!
Before you go into room 54 Awesome with Lagoona, make sure he opens the door for you.
One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.”
The man says, “Well, give me some examples.”
The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn’t for me either.” Then she said, “How do you unlock your door?”
The man answered, “Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock…”
One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.”
The man says, “Well, give me some examples.”
The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn’t for me either.” Then she said, “How do you unlock your door?”
The man answered, “Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock…”
great .Lisajane ....... i love your jokes heared any news?????...........
Ok Lagoona & Awesome....we are waiting for news here...so...how did it go??? How many babies were concieved you reckon?
I'm not really sure.....the dear lady is suffering from short-attention-span syndrome...this is most likely the result of reading millions of posts online which are no longer than five words long....everytime I started on my bedtime stories, she kept pressing my nose.....she told me me she was trying to refresh my screen....after half an hour of my best attempts, she went down to reception in her negligee, and asked to use the computer....
After 6 hours online, she came back up with a thousand red roses, and half a plantation of dancing bananas....
Needless to say, I had no answer to that, which is very rare indeed...
After 6 hours online, she came back up with a thousand red roses, and half a plantation of dancing bananas....
Needless to say, I had no answer to that, which is very rare indeed...
God, I love it when you talk dirty!!...
...obeschau!!!Now you're going too far.!!..I clearly said..."anything, as long as it didn't hurt"..
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