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Nov 9, 2007 1:00 AM CST Welcome to hell
Shinedown7593
Shinedown7593Shinedown7593Roseville, USA72 Threads 937 Posts
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with the devil.

Devil: Why so glum, chum?

Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.

Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

Devil: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays That's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab, and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.

Guy: Gee, that sounds great.

Devil: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it.

Devil: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie - you're already dead, remember?

Guy: Wow. That's awesome.

Devil: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Devil: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.

Devil: You into drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding? I love drugs. You don't mean....

Devil: That's right Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's alright - you're dead, who cares? O.D.!!

Guy: Yowza!! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place.

Devil: You gay?

Guy: No....

Devil: Ooooh (grimaces), You're gonna hate Fridays . . .
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Nov 9, 2007 4:12 AM CST Welcome to hell
DogMaI
DogMaIDogMaISartell, Minnesota USA22 Threads 1 Polls 3,867 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing all I can say is hell must not have a TGI Fridays rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 9, 2007 4:17 AM CST Welcome to hell
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA155 Threads 3,161 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing good one...as usual...thumbs up
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Nov 9, 2007 1:11 PM CST Welcome to hell
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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