Why it is good to be a woman ( Archived) (11)

1. We might leave the Titanic as the first.
2. We can move our boss with mysterious gynecologist's excuses into fear.
3. Cabs stop for us.
4. We do not look like a frog in the mixer if we dance.
5. We need no alcohol to have fun.
6. It strikes nobody, if we forget to shave.
7. We can congratulate our companions / friends without touching to them the bottoms.
8. We do not need to touch ourselves constantly between our legs to be sure that our intimate body parts are there still.
9. We have the ability to dress us by ourself.
10. We can speak with the other gender, without introducing us that he is naked
11. If we marry somebody whose is 20 years younger than us, we are aware of the fact that we behave like idiots.
12. We will never regret that we have pierced our ears.
13. Chocolate can solve an amount of our problems.
14. We can slander about men in their presence, they do not listen to us anyhow.

15 . During PMT it's your body that's going haywire, but it's HIS fault!

16. Wearing his clothes is taken as I sing that you love him.

11. If we marry somebody whose is 20 years younger than us, we are aware of the fact that we behave like


Have you looked at "women's" profiles lately??

well im guilty of number





8 ........cause i have to have nice feelings




......and i tink men are funky dancers lol!!!

i lov e being a woman



we give birth to men

You are all awsome wonderful creatures....

Thanks D-O-D