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Nov 16, 2007 11:03 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
76c3heater
76c3heater76c3heaterwest palm beach, USA28 Threads 1,512 Posts
If so I will post another.

A Bucher working in a corner shop is 5 foot 7 inches tall. What does he weigh?confused
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Nov 16, 2007 11:03 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
Dark1Angel8
Dark1Angel8Dark1Angel8Omaha, Nebraska USA21 Threads 704 Posts
Meat, poultry, pork, etc
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Nov 16, 2007 11:04 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Meat tongue
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Nov 16, 2007 11:08 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
dougiew
dougiewdougiewaberdeen, UK52 Threads 629 Posts
too easy tongue
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Nov 16, 2007 11:12 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
norseman
norsemannorsemanadelaide, South Australia Australia1 Posts
125 kilos
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Nov 16, 2007 11:15 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
76c3heater
76c3heater76c3heaterwest palm beach, USA28 Threads 1,512 Posts
Very good. This prob isn't to hard either. Easier to see em written I think


Is it illegal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
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Nov 16, 2007 11:17 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
Necrophelia is illegal...but maybe not in California...laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 16, 2007 11:17 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
Dark1Angel8
Dark1Angel8Dark1Angel8Omaha, Nebraska USA21 Threads 704 Posts
He can't marry his widow's sister in any state because he's dead, lol
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Nov 16, 2007 11:17 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
76c3heater
76c3heater76c3heaterwest palm beach, USA28 Threads 1,512 Posts
LOL Nice job
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Nov 16, 2007 11:18 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
76c3heater
76c3heater76c3heaterwest palm beach, USA28 Threads 1,512 Posts
Ok not a trick here but if you have anyone else in the house with you it will help.. Call them into the room and say this three times fast.


I am sofa king!
We Todd did.
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Nov 16, 2007 11:20 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
dougiew
dougiewdougiewaberdeen, UK52 Threads 629 Posts
u speaking from experience here?? rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 16, 2007 11:21 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
76c3heater
76c3heater76c3heaterwest palm beach, USA28 Threads 1,512 Posts
LOL sorry couldn't help myselfrolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 16, 2007 11:24 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA108 Threads 2,518 Posts
Thanks....remind me that I am in my house all alone...like it isn't bad enough knowing that the animals are the only ones here to hear my chattering...you have to remind me that no one will hear me say this out loud....

tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 16, 2007 11:29 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
dougiew
dougiewdougiewaberdeen, UK52 Threads 629 Posts
you could always try shouting it out your window rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 16, 2007 11:31 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA108 Threads 2,518 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

thanks dougiew....make me even think about it....damn you....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 16, 2007 11:31 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
neighbours would love to hear thatrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 16, 2007 11:32 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
My neighbors already know!!laugh
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Nov 16, 2007 11:34 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA108 Threads 2,518 Posts
mine think I am a hermit anyway...all I do is leave the house for work and then come home...

they would think that I had finally lost it altogether...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 16, 2007 11:35 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
laugh laugh
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Nov 16, 2007 11:45 PM CST See if anyone can figure this out
dougiew
dougiewdougiewaberdeen, UK52 Threads 629 Posts
Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
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