The English Language (23)
dghostLondon, UK9 Threads 72 PostsThis should demonstrate how varied a language this can be. i wasn’t thought English, it’s not my second language, i was born inglish. in my experience, it won't matter how you speak you will always be criticized in some why! Everyone knows that American speaks a different English form the British, I speak my own English and we all should that’s my take, seems as it as now become a global language making everyone an expert. I need NO lectures on how to speak or write MY LANGUAGE.
I won't...........go ahead ....and speak your English....have no problem with that
....just don't be rude.....and let us to know you in a polite way 
....just don't be rude.....and let us to know you in a polite way Vee hafff vays unden menaski to mage u learnalotti.....und venn use don't, zenn vee fill paddle youse bottomski!!....pay attention!!!...ziis ish zeeee Inglesiosi Klassi....!!
See Dghost! this is an example of a perfect language and a joke 
Lago dear....
what the hell are you trying to say here? Did you leave your dentures at home?
You're excused from this class.....and don't come back without your Mama
Lago dear....
what the hell are you trying to say here? Did you leave your dentures at home?You're excused from this class.....and don't come back without your Mama
Why I think I know who you are...
Tengo some spanish words en mi vocabulary when hablar a mi amiga i usually mix the words, she things its diferencia. Que es la diferencia?
What the hell are you on about? 
Are you an old member with a new Identity Mr ghost?
Are you an old member with a new Identity Mr ghost?
With all the typo's going around I just read typonese anyway
Oh right....should have gone to her inbox then...everyone is supposed to understand what you post in Forum! 
Speak of jokes and when i do try to have a laugh with her she treatens to report me.
i don't know how we going be married and hve a normal marriage life with her doing so much reporting she could work for the bbc, i duno.
Man tries to sleep with his wife only to be reported by her
i don't know how we going be married and hve a normal marriage life with her doing so much reporting she could work for the bbc, i duno.
Man tries to sleep with his wife only to be reported by her
So sorry! 'i was born inglish' doesn't sound like English is your native language......but then 'standards' of education in good old Blighty seem to have gone down and down.........my own English is not as good as it should be, I know.
I find it so irritating if I try and help correct somebody's English when my own attempts are so poor. I shall have to give up and accept the fact that 'mobile 'phone English' (sorry, should that have been 'english' with a small 'e'?) is a perfectly satisfactory way to communicate.
'cul8r' is really quite clever, innit?
I find it so irritating if I try and help correct somebody's English when my own attempts are so poor. I shall have to give up and accept the fact that 'mobile 'phone English' (sorry, should that have been 'english' with a small 'e'?) is a perfectly satisfactory way to communicate.
'cul8r' is really quite clever, innit?
inbox?
Ahhhhhh..............
'She was only the vicar's daughter, but she had a lovely inbox'
Lord - all these newfangled words!
Ahhhhhh..............
'She was only the vicar's daughter, but she had a lovely inbox'
Lord - all these newfangled words!
It feels like Mr.Ghost has been here before,crossing Blades with People ,although the finer Points of Fencing are entirely lost on him.
Poor Sod only knows how to wield a Club,and that with little mastery.
Poor Sod only knows how to wield a Club,and that with little mastery.
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