The other kind of deer (17)
UnionjoeMedia, Pennsylvania USA48 Threads 760 PostsThis weekend, my littlest girl, Sydney, age 4, told me that she wanted a deer. Since I am a hunter, I assumed she wanted to go hunting with me for deer, but she said, no, Daddy, I want one for myself. Wondering where she might have gotten this idea, and who would give a child a pet deer, I asked again, are you sure you want a deer? She said yes, but its a deer and its not a deer.....Now I'm really scratching my head, so I asked her, what type of deer is it? She said, in the cutiest little voice you ever heard, I don't know what type daddy, but they wear Saddles. So I told her it was called a horse, and now she wants to know if she can keep it in the house.......Have any funny/cute stories about your kids? Share them with the rest of us.
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While at a stop light, my daughter pointed to a seagull on a lamp post and said "look, a crow" I told her that it was a seagull. She replied, "well sometimes they make seagulls out of crows" Paws
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My ex-girlfriend said that they realized her little neice would hum in monotone while brushing her teeth because she thought that's what her mother was doing. Her mother has an electric toothbrush.
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Thats halarious man.
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Oh no you just didn't, my son will hate me forever...
We lived in this tiny little trailer, comfy enough for us just starting out. Nicholas was in the back of the trailer playing and I'm at the "other end" not even room for an echo... and suddenly I hear Nick cry! (It wasn't the normal, "MOM!"....scuffle...bang.."MOMMA", it was extreme!) so I drop every thing in the hall and he's yelling for Momma, at the top of his lungs "Mommy, there's a "fleb" on my winnie!!!
if you ever saw the movie Stand By Me, then you might get it."
;)
We lived in this tiny little trailer, comfy enough for us just starting out. Nicholas was in the back of the trailer playing and I'm at the "other end" not even room for an echo... and suddenly I hear Nick cry! (It wasn't the normal, "MOM!"....scuffle...bang.."MOMMA", it was extreme!) so I drop every thing in the hall and he's yelling for Momma, at the top of his lungs "Mommy, there's a "fleb" on my winnie!!!
if you ever saw the movie Stand By Me, then you might get it."
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Haven't told my 6 year old that I'm expecting, but she informed me yesterday that I might need to go on a diet. I said, now you're calling me fat? She said, no, I'll still call you Mom.
WTF??????? lol Then she proceeded to tell me about an exercise video she saw on a commercial that was "only $19.95".
WTF??????? lol Then she proceeded to tell me about an exercise video she saw on a commercial that was "only $19.95".
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Kids are pretty smart you better tell her pretty quick. She'll probably be pretty stoked that she's going to have a new brother or sister.
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oh so funny, out of the mouthes of babes!
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Well YEAH she'll be stoked! That's why I haven't told her. "Is it time yet, is it time yet, is it time yet?" for the next 5-6 months. Ummmm, no thank you. lol
G'night all.
G'night all.
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Are we there yet Papa Smurf?
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my ex's 3 yr. old son
Every time he wanted something, such as a piece of candy or a cookie and if I was busy and didn't get if for him at that very moment. he'ld start to though a fit.
I would stop him from throwing it by just saying ....Joe say please. He would stop his fit, com down and start to smile as he said peasss.
it was to cute when he did it i had to give him one.
Every time he wanted something, such as a piece of candy or a cookie and if I was busy and didn't get if for him at that very moment. he'ld start to though a fit.
I would stop him from throwing it by just saying ....Joe say please. He would stop his fit, com down and start to smile as he said peasss.
it was to cute when he did it i had to give him one.
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well this morning my 4 year old daughter comes into my room and with such an innocent little voice and asks " mommy when babies grow up are they human?" lol was such a cute silly little question...through my half opened eyes (was still in bed) I replyed yes dear and she gave me the most sweetest smile...and who says u need coffee in order to have a good start to a day.
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my 6yr old once thought that women had baby girls and men had baaby boys how funnie is that
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really smart if you think about it Laurie, I love kids!
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Adreanna, that is really cute! After I read this, I was reminded of when my first child, Kayla, was about 2, she walked into the bathroom just after her mom put a tampon in. Frannie was standing up trying to get things properly adjusted, when Kayla walked up between her legs and said, "Mommy, whats that?", pointing to the string. Frannie, not wanting to explain the whole thing to her said, "its a string", and to this Kayla said, "Uh, Oh, Mommy, It's stuck." I almost peed myself on that one.
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lmfao
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