me, then you then me but mostly me. (5)

hi there im alan and im 28 which is still shocking as ive been 28 for a long time now. but getting my head around the fact is just well you know because half of you are old anyway.

so im from chester, in the northwest of england, im really trying to find someone who is close to me but all im getting is russians lots and lots of russians. and 1 pole.

i suppose my hobbies are football, my many r/c aircraft. and just taking the piss well take today, i recieved an email from irina, who sent me this really cryptic message about where she's from, and that she wants to come to england, i thought she was a bit thick because she wanted to know where i lived , to which i answered chester, whats your nearest airport, then i got a bit wise as i had 1 of the emails before. then i answered edinburgh, which i thought was funny anyway, so i get this email today thanks for your email we can finally be together, then further down the email she started talking about how her parents where really happy, then she writes about her travel plans to heathrow airport and she wants $800.00, well needless to say i sent a rather colorful email back.

so thats me really unlucky in love

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