HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..?? ( Archived) (18)

Nov 27, 2007 8:15 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
solitare
solitaresolitareBariloche, Rio Negro Argentina106 Threads 6,639 Posts
Again back into India for another man marries a dog story...
This time around it's P. Selvakumar, who has married a stray dog in a very traditional Hindu ceremony in order to ward of the curse which has plagued him since he stoned two dogs to death 15 years ago. "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear," he told reporters. After having consulted with an astrologer, he was told that marrying a dog would relieve him of his karmic debt and improve his luck.
The dog was dressed in a traditional marriage sari and given a bun to eat after the formal ceremony. No word as yet, on whether Salvakuma kissed the bride nor where the honeymoon took place...(CNN)
(lots of good dog jokes in this story...)
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Nov 27, 2007 8:17 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada559 Threads 8,787 Posts
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............nopedoh
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Nov 27, 2007 8:18 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
dougiew
dougiewdougiewaberdeen, UK64 Threads 861 Posts
heard this story a couple of weeks ago. i guess it'd be ok if she's a bonnie LASSIE. lets make no bones about that. mind you, if she has a good PEDIGREE they'll always be good CHUMS rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 27, 2007 8:19 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
dougiew
dougiewdougiewaberdeen, UK64 Threads 861 Posts
some you WINALOT.......some you don't rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 27, 2007 8:19 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
martyg
martygmartygDublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland128 Threads 8 Polls 6,970 Posts
bad little pups i guesslaugh
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Nov 27, 2007 8:20 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
Was it a dog or a b*tch?


drinking
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Nov 27, 2007 8:21 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
martyg
martygmartygDublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland128 Threads 8 Polls 6,970 Posts
Do it doggie style?banana banana banana
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Nov 27, 2007 8:22 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
OMG! Did they 'bone' ?


jaw drop
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Nov 27, 2007 8:22 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
martyg
martygmartygDublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland128 Threads 8 Polls 6,970 Posts
Oh BARK ya b*tch..oh thats it babylaugh banana
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Nov 27, 2007 8:23 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
'This old man, he played one, he played........give a dog a 'bone', this old man came rolling home'


cheering

Loved that song. Lalallala cheering yay
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Nov 27, 2007 8:24 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
dougiew
dougiewdougiewaberdeen, UK64 Threads 861 Posts
sounds quite familiar actually.........being married to someone who's always YAPPING yay
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Nov 27, 2007 8:26 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
dougiew
dougiewdougiewaberdeen, UK64 Threads 861 Posts
bet she was BEGGING for it too yay
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Nov 27, 2007 8:29 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland31 Threads 2 Polls 17,895 Posts
Give that dog two 'bones'. Yeah babe, on all 'fours'....moan groan and even 'bark bit**'!

"Who's your master bit**?"


cartwheel
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Nov 27, 2007 8:33 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
dougiew
dougiewdougiewaberdeen, UK64 Threads 861 Posts
romantic walks in the park could be a bit of a problem. specially one with loads of trees uh oh
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Nov 27, 2007 8:40 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
dougiew
dougiewdougiewaberdeen, UK64 Threads 861 Posts
wonder if she has a HUSKY voice yay
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Nov 27, 2007 11:58 PM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan68 Threads 1 Polls 4,749 Posts
Hope he teaches her to Roll Over. Doggie style will get old after a bit and he'll be better able to fondle all those boobies
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Nov 28, 2007 12:00 AM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
DadofDucks
DadofDucksDadofDucksWentzville, Missouri USA10 Threads 2,822 Posts
I think Id just lean to be happy paralized and deaf.....hug handshake devil
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Nov 28, 2007 12:05 AM CST HOW DOES ONE CONSUMATE MARRIAGE TO A DOG..??
ericthall
ericthallericthallAsheville, USA9 Threads 1,925 Posts
Thats so bad ... oh so bad.

bad boy bad boy.

i'am not even going to get started it would be just horrific with my thoughts involved roll eyes
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