Three nuns standing in line at the pearly gates waiting to get into heaven. The first nun steps up and St. Peter says: Sister have you ever done anything sinful in your life? Yes, she says: I once held a mans private parts in the palm of my hand. St. Peter says: That's O.K. wash your hands in the fountain of forgivness and enter Heaven. The second nun steps up and about that time the the third nun cuts in line and says: A-HUM you don't mind if I get a drink before she sits in that do you?
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The first nun steps up and St. Peter says: Sister have you ever done anything sinful in your life?
Yes, she says: I once held a mans private parts in the palm of my hand.
St. Peter says: That's O.K. wash your hands in the fountain of forgivness and enter Heaven.
The second nun steps up and about that time the the third nun cuts in line and says: A-HUM you don't mind if I get a drink before she sits in that do you?