Just something I got told last week ... (8)
i know this one, but i wont give the answer away
I presumed some people would know it chris... but thanks for keeping it yourself just in case lol...
Hows you this morning?
Hows you this morning?
full of the flu, need sympathy, so pop over and u can look after me for the day
hows you?
hows you?
aww bless... and man flu is always the worst hey... I would but I am currently playing doctor to my friends lil girl who's not well.... so my days plans were cancelled as my friend couldnt get the day off work 
grrrrrr...
grrrrrr...oi theres no such thing as man flu when u have 3 kids living with you hahahahaa..
wel as she couldnt get the day off work, come over here and look after me
wel as she couldnt get the day off work, come over here and look after me
on my way over... bringing a real doctor tooanyways gonna tell the answer to the joke.... not waiting half hour
its get the F*** off the childrens merry go round you pi**ed up bas****
cracked me up for days lol
its get the F*** off the childrens merry go round you pi**ed up bas****
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To the left of you is a sheer drop.
To the right is a fire engine going the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig that is bigger then your car.
Behind you is a helicoper flying at ground level.
What do you do to get yourself out of this highly dangerous situation?
Will post answer at 10:30 am in an hour xx lol