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Dec 10, 2007 10:10 AM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
jacksparra
jacksparrajacksparrahalifax, UK24 Threads 209 Posts
well ive been mean no luck iv been nice no luck ive run out of ideas confused confused confused confused dunno confused
Dec 10, 2007 1:23 PM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK220 Threads 5,912 Posts
Get on the internation forums and start chatting to people. You haven't be on here long have a bit of patience.
Dec 10, 2007 1:29 PM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
leisure07
leisure07leisure07birmingham, West Midlands, England UK36 Threads 1 Polls 9,482 Posts
know what you mean jack ive been knock knock knocking on loves door but it seems to be lockedconfused
Dec 10, 2007 2:57 PM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
uptou9
uptou9uptou9glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK1 Threads 46 Posts
just be ur self women know when men push to hard lol did that sound right hehe
Dec 10, 2007 3:44 PM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
Heathrowsteve
HeathrowsteveHeathrowsteveWest Drayton, Greater London, England UK8 Threads 117 Posts
Tempt a lady with a nice meal, plenty of conversation, an expensive hotel for the night, Champagne, Truffles, hire a Bentley....then save up for a year and do it all over again. drinking
Dec 10, 2007 4:13 PM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
pearl777
pearl777pearl777Plovdiv, Bulgaria268 Threads 38 Polls 5,677 Posts
Exactly....May I call you?laugh uh oh
Dec 10, 2007 4:18 PM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
Heathrowsteve
HeathrowsteveHeathrowsteveWest Drayton, Greater London, England UK8 Threads 117 Posts
I'm skint Lol

Can offer you a pint of John Smiths in my local and a Baked potato with a filling of your choice, followed by a pillion ride on my mountain bike over Harmondsworth Moor.
All that rich food and fast living is no good for you anyway.! thumbs down

laugh banana tongue
Dec 10, 2007 6:50 PM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
pearl777
pearl777pearl777Plovdiv, Bulgaria268 Threads 38 Polls 5,677 Posts
Hehe,fortunately I don't drink beer but thx anyway.
And perhaps you don't know what is good for me at that point.laugh roll eyes angel
Dec 11, 2007 5:27 AM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
lilyy
lilyylilyyhereford, Hertfordshire, England UK50 Posts
Wow what a date ! You'll be in demand with ideas like that!

Better than a pint of beer and a packet of crisps!!

Bently sounds good too, stick to plan no. 1 lol !!!
Dec 11, 2007 5:24 PM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
Midnightstar
MidnightstarMidnightstarNorth Yorkshire, England UK2 Threads 89 Posts
hi jack, someone will come along eventually for you. I've been on my own for 5 years. Like someone has already said...just be yourself & don't come across as too pushy. thumbs up
Dec 12, 2007 4:34 AM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK153 Threads 21 Polls 8,180 Posts
hahaha naaa mate,, take her on a picnick, now the location as got to be next to a busy road or building site, make sure your in an area were theres a strong smell of dog shit,make sure your dressed for the ocation, and were pink speedos with boy gorge on them,for food take a piza and better make sure you push the boat out a little and get her a nice bottle of white cider.....





















and the moral of that is, if she still likes you after that then you know youve found a winnerprofessor rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 12, 2007 5:42 AM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
pearl777
pearl777pearl777Plovdiv, Bulgaria268 Threads 38 Polls 5,677 Posts
Well said rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 12, 2007 10:19 AM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
jacksparra
jacksparrajacksparrahalifax, UK24 Threads 209 Posts
WE CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON UNCLE CHRIS BUT I TRIED THAT ONE M8 IVE JUST GOT OUT OF HOSPITAL SHE DIDNT SAY B4 WE MET SHE WAS A ALL IN WRESTLER AND CAN RUN 100MTRS IN 8 SECONDS AND SHE WAS 72YRS OLD LOL THOUGHT ID CRACKED IT HOW WRONG CAN A GUY BE rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 12, 2007 12:15 PM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
doctorlove69
doctorlove69doctorlove69london, UK7 Threads 356 Posts
roll on to his back and beg lolrolling on the floor laughing
Dec 18, 2007 9:34 PM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
interflite
interfliteinterfliteliverpool, UK33 Threads 2 Polls 391 Posts
well jack i think it time you enrooled into the school of

charisma. its the school that will teach you hw to seduce a woman.

it will teach you how to open that special door. and see what lies inside. if you can imagine a delicate rose then you start to peel away the petals and within that rose . there is the fragrance to usher forth



yu will learn jack that seduction is a art form known by so few.

it will offer you the knowledge you MUST have its like a knight without his armour
She will be waiting for you as you return home waiting for your caresses . . . Take Notice Jack you can accomplish these things

The book is in W H smiths along side HARRY potter.

But remember WAIT till the Januaryu sales . Its half price

A bargain only a mere £125. thats a soft back copy

But this is the key you have been waiting for. It will open any door

Women can.t resist the spell that you will have put on them.

No more lonely nites just shear bliss.

Even heathrow steve has a copy along with his ambient lifestyle and not forgetting his BENTLEY. but with out this book

he alone would be lost..

JACK its 2008. a new dawn a new beginning . Those who hesitate are lost

its only those who dare wins. Go Jack. and be happy with your new found damsel.. hopefully not in distress.


Take care my friend. The INTERsnowman
Dec 19, 2007 3:54 PM CST what does a man have to do on this site to find love
jessicarabbit77
jessicarabbit77jessicarabbit77madrid, Madrid Spain2 Polls 6 Posts
hmmmmmmmmmm well im an american girl in spain ive been on here searching about ive met some great guys but i dont even know if im staying doh
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