World's Shortest Fairytale ( Archived) (15)

Dec 11, 2007 4:37 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
Fellfrosch
FellfroschFellfroschLeipzig, Saxony Germany94 Threads 4 Polls 774 Posts
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"


























The girl said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, not football, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in tracksuit pants, and burped, and farted all the time…

The End
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Dec 11, 2007 4:38 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 11, 2007 4:39 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
twinkles1994
twinkles1994twinkles1994Vancouver, Washington USA84 Threads 2,258 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 11, 2007 4:40 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
Oh i love a happy endingrolling on the floor laughing applause
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Dec 11, 2007 4:41 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
Fellfrosch
FellfroschFellfroschLeipzig, Saxony Germany94 Threads 4 Polls 774 Posts
Yes, me too. yay
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Jan 11, 2008 6:07 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
JewelLiz
JewelLizJewelLizYarmouth, Maine USA2 Threads 36 Posts
Thats the best fairy tale I ever heard...tell me more! PLEASE rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yay
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Jan 11, 2008 6:09 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
olive111
olive111olive111pdown, Down Ireland5 Threads 1 Polls 128 Posts
I am sure Disney will snap that one up very soon! lol

Love it!cheers yay
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Jan 11, 2008 6:09 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
modernday_cowboy
modernday_cowboymodernday_cowboyRoanoke, Virginia USA17 Threads 84 Posts
jaw drop
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Jan 15, 2008 5:23 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
voclaire
voclairevoclairewarren, Ohio USA2 Posts
Wow! That IS a fairy story.
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Jan 15, 2008 5:24 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
In response to: The girl said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, not football, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in tracksuit pants, and burped, and farted all the time…

The End





Ahhhhhh.. the SINGLE life... applause applause
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Jan 15, 2008 5:25 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
In response to: Wow! That IS a fairy story.


No.. it's MY life... giggle
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Jan 15, 2008 5:51 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
Yep....... 'nuff said!!! thumbs up yay

rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 15, 2008 5:53 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
PeachesandRay
PeachesandRayPeachesandRayConcord, North Carolina USA72 Threads 1 Polls 1,358 Posts
Think I'll stay out of this one, might be safer rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 15, 2008 6:15 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
PeachesandRay
PeachesandRayPeachesandRayConcord, North Carolina USA72 Threads 1 Polls 1,358 Posts
Considering I said no or at least I would have to take my time thinking about it...I must have been subconsciencously weighing the oddsrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing teddybear
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Jan 15, 2008 6:17 PM CST World's Shortest Fairytale
shallyjean1
shallyjean1shallyjean1Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada6 Threads 1 Polls 53 Posts
Oh My God....

This is MY HAPPY ENDING...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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