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Mar 29, 2006 7:20 PM CST What do you get if.....
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
What do you get if you cross an agnostic with an insomniac and
a dyslectic . Someone that stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog. Paws
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Mar 29, 2006 7:33 PM CST What do you get if.....
RainbowSlider
RainbowSliderRainbowSliderYellville, USA171 Threads 7,174 Posts
Lol. My dog, Mo barked at that one.
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Mar 29, 2006 7:38 PM CST What do you get if.....
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
You mean your god Mo. Paws
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Mar 29, 2006 7:40 PM CST What do you get if.....
RainbowSlider
RainbowSliderRainbowSliderYellville, USA171 Threads 7,174 Posts
Yeah, lol. Still trying to teach him to catch a frisbee, lol. Is that an inborn talent or is there really a way to teach them to catch one? Do certain types of dogs do better at catching them?
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Mar 29, 2006 7:46 PM CST What do you get if.....
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
I think so called "working dog" breeds do better at it. Retrievers, herding dogs etc. Paws
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Mar 30, 2006 1:02 PM CST What do you get if.....
anglbrat
anglbratanglbratsomewhere,mass, USA17 Threads 450 Posts
thats a good one lol
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Mar 30, 2006 2:11 PM CST What do you get if.....
Abracadabra
AbracadabraAbracadabraHeaven, Pennsylvania USA69 Threads 3,302 Posts
What do you get if you cross a gentlepaws with an Antsypantsy?

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An itchybum with not claws to scratch it.

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What do you get if you cross a RainbowSlider with an Anglbrat?

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You get an Angl sliding down a rainbow like a brat.

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What do you get if you cross Windygirl with a Waverider?

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a tsunami

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What do you get if you cross a Dixroq with a Euro_Doll

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A nuclear holocaust

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What do you get if you cross an Abracadabra with a TabooN

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Forbidden magic with a left over N

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What do you get if you cross an Arabella with a Tumpa?

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A Tarabellumpa

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What do you get if you cross a Wikked with an Order2Chaos?

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Wikked Chaos 2 order
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Mar 30, 2006 2:15 PM CST What do you get if.....
Lillyofthevalley
LillyofthevalleyLillyofthevalleySt John's, Newfoundland Canada38 Threads 3,152 Posts
Schnauzers are one of the smartest dogs on the earth....they know the freekin difference. He's not chasing thet stupid plastic thing for you!
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Mar 30, 2006 2:21 PM CST What do you get if.....
dixrog
dixrogdixrogNorton, Virginia USA54 Threads 1,974 Posts
LOL Abra!!!

;)
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Mar 30, 2006 2:31 PM CST What do you get if.....
joovisst
joovisstjoovisstSodermanland, Sweden79 Threads 812 Posts
You left me out, I,m insulted! I want to bread TO.
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Mar 30, 2006 2:42 PM CST What do you get if.....
Abracadabra
AbracadabraAbracadabraHeaven, Pennsylvania USA69 Threads 3,302 Posts
(man does not live by breed alone)

Ok,...

What do you get if you cross a joovisst with a joolsthe1

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a jjoooovisstlsthe2

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sorry, it's the best I could do considering the screen names. :o)
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Mar 30, 2006 2:45 PM CST What do you get if.....
joovisst
joovisstjoovisstSodermanland, Sweden79 Threads 812 Posts
You know that it means a pair that whistles good in swedish! Brilliant.
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Mar 30, 2006 2:47 PM CST What do you get if.....
Abracadabra
AbracadabraAbracadabraHeaven, Pennsylvania USA69 Threads 3,302 Posts
What do you get if you cross a Leviathan with a dbert?

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a DBERT !!!
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Mar 30, 2006 2:52 PM CST What do you get if.....
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA69 Threads 2 Polls 3,852 Posts
Good stuff Abra.
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Mar 31, 2006 5:33 AM CST What do you get if.....
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
lmao! good one!

what shall we do with the leftovers? =o0
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Mar 31, 2006 5:53 AM CST What do you get if.....
Great joke - well done paws - nice new pic too!! I like it!
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Mar 31, 2006 6:20 AM CST What do you get if.....
Abracadabra
AbracadabraAbracadabraHeaven, Pennsylvania USA69 Threads 3,302 Posts
Tabooie wrote:
"lmao! good one!

what shall we do with the leftovers? =o0"

Maybe we can turn them on their side and then we can catch some Z's.


Here's some more propagated screen names:

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What do you get if you cross a YellowRose with a Chance2485?

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Two thousand four hundred and eighty-five flowery poems.

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What do you get if you cross a Fireliter with a Hotmom?

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Just more heat

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What do you get if you cross a Tallbrunette22 with a Tampa?

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One happy musician!

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What do you get if you cross a Cranbrook with a zdeadmanwalking?

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Non-potable water

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What do you get if you cross an Illuminate with TheVisionary?

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A brighter future


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What do you get if you cross a Kiera with a TechnicalEcstasy?

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A shortage of hemp in the rope industry

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What do you get if you cross a DarkHorseman with a PoniePower?

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Equestrian Heaven

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What do you get if you cross a Lionhearted with a Solowolf?

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Come on people! You know that cats and dogs don't breed!
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Mar 31, 2006 6:40 AM CST What do you get if.....
TexasTornado
TexasTornadoTexasTornadofairfield, USA22 Threads 2,701 Posts
lmao
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Mar 31, 2006 7:00 AM CST What do you get if.....
Windygirl
WindygirlWindygirlDayton, Ohio USA21 Threads 1,846 Posts
OMFG..........Abra, your best stuff yet. Don't know what happened to you during your brief absense, but you've never been funnier. Good Gawd. lol
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Mar 31, 2006 7:52 AM CST What do you get if.....
yes abra, i will admit it as well


you are in a brilliant form... whatever you did, it should be on the market fast!

salut!












(in all humility i mean it!)
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