jaywill2013OPSan Francisco, California USA571 posts
" Hey Mack."said the leader. " Are you for real?" asked the millionaire. " Listen Mack", said the porpoise. "You need some help man?". " Do I ever.......I don't know how I'm gonna make it back to land. Can you gimme a lift?" asked the millionaire. "I'd be happy to Mack, but uhhh if we help you out could you help us out, we got a little problem of our own Mack" declared the leader. "How can I help you guys out, I'm not exactly capable of......" "Just listen ." said the leader...."We will take you to land if you get us what we want, but it's on land and we can't exactly get it ourselves capiche?'' "You dig where we're coming from Mack?" says the porpoise leader. "Yeah,I scratch your dorsal appendage you scratch mine." agrees the millionaire. "O.K. then " confirms the porpoise leader. "jump on my back Mack. The group swim off to the nearest island where the millionaire recieves his instructions..... "Alright then." says the leader. "Nothin' to it all ya gotta do is go to the far side of the island(reachable only from this side do to the sheer cliffs bordering the other side) and grab us all the iguanas you can get your hands on, but they gotta be iguanas named Mary...O.K. they gotta be named Mary or no deal!" exclaims the lead porpoise. "Right, Mary they all have to be named Mary. That doesn't seem too difficult, right?"the millionaire needing assurance. "Well there is a couple details we haven't discussed yet, actually" the leader cautiously offers. to be continued
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" Are you for real?" asked the millionaire.
" Listen Mack", said the porpoise. "You need some help man?".
" Do I ever.......I don't know how I'm gonna make it back to land. Can you gimme a lift?" asked the millionaire.
"I'd be happy to Mack, but uhhh if we help you out could you help us out, we got a little problem of our own Mack" declared the leader.
"How can I help you guys out, I'm not exactly capable of......"
"Just listen ." said the leader...."We will take you to land if you get us what we want, but it's on land and we can't exactly get it ourselves capiche?'' "You dig where we're coming from Mack?" says the porpoise leader.
"Yeah,I scratch your dorsal appendage you scratch mine." agrees the millionaire.
"O.K. then " confirms the porpoise leader. "jump on my back Mack.
The group swim off to the nearest island where the millionaire recieves his instructions.....
"Alright then." says the leader. "Nothin' to it all ya gotta do is go to the far side of the island(reachable only from this side do to the sheer cliffs bordering the other side) and grab us all the iguanas you can get your hands on, but they gotta be iguanas named Mary...O.K. they gotta be named Mary or no deal!" exclaims the lead porpoise.
"Right, Mary they all have to be named Mary. That doesn't seem too difficult, right?"the millionaire needing assurance.
"Well there is a couple details we haven't discussed yet, actually"
the leader cautiously offers. to be continued