20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY: ( Archived) (7)

Dec 24, 2007 9:09 AM CST 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
wisenhimer05
wisenhimer05wisenhimer05Holtsville NY, New York USA3 Threads 13 Posts
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY :

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . Give this to someone to make them smile. Its called therapy.


dancing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Jon
------ This thread is Archived ------
Dec 24, 2007 9:11 AM CST 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK67 Threads 4 Polls 3,793 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing

Thanks Jon!wine

Number 5 is particularly tempting.grin
------ This thread is Archived ------
Dec 24, 2007 9:12 AM CST 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
foreveryoung1
foreveryoung1foreveryoung1cartagena, Murcia Spain4 Threads 1 Polls 4,094 Posts
love number 12, made my dayreindeer
------ This thread is Archived ------
Dec 24, 2007 9:13 AM CST 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados388 Threads 1 Polls 4,670 Posts
thumbs up laugh conversing

I have done 9 and 17. I have also been known to get on an elevator and stand by the door facing in, smiling at everyone.
------ This thread is Archived ------
Dec 24, 2007 9:18 AM CST 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA319 Threads 14 Polls 9,166 Posts
laugh laugh reindeer
------ This thread is Archived ------
Dec 24, 2007 9:25 AM CST 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK67 Threads 4 Polls 3,793 Posts
That would totally freak me out...in the nicest possible way of course!laugh


hug
------ This thread is Archived ------
Dec 24, 2007 9:29 AM CST 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados388 Threads 1 Polls 4,670 Posts
Try it sometime...everyone looks at the floor, the ceiling anywhere but back at you and they all back up as far as possible.

The other one is to keep saying good morning until everyone has responded.rolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------

This Thread is Archived

This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.

« Go back to All Threads
Message #318

Stats for this Thread

329 Views
6 Comments
by wisenhimer05 (3 Threads)
Created: Dec 2007
Last Viewed: Jul 20
Last Commented: Dec 2007

Share this Thread

back to top
We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here