Top ten signs that you are too drunk ( Archived) (11)

Dec 28, 2007 9:37 AM CST Top ten signs that you are too drunk
Fellfrosch
FellfroschFellfroschLeipzig, Saxony Germany94 Threads 4 Polls 774 Posts
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

5. You fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.
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Dec 28, 2007 9:40 AM CST Top ten signs that you are too drunk
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
unfortunately i know this to be true from personal experiencerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 28, 2007 9:41 AM CST Top ten signs that you are too drunk
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Nice - I could just read your post with one eye closed! cool wine rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 28, 2007 10:17 AM CST Top ten signs that you are too drunk
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
sigh Me too!!!!!!!!frustrated But that was long, long, long ago..grin



hug
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Dec 28, 2007 12:54 PM CST Top ten signs that you are too drunk
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 28, 2007 12:57 PM CST Top ten signs that you are too drunk
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
Oo I also do that.. *I'm talking really quietly.. why are people telling me to Shssshhh??* giggle
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Dec 28, 2007 1:06 PM CST Top ten signs that you are too drunk
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
I might recognize 1 or 2 or 10 of those....giggle
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Dec 28, 2007 9:25 PM CST Top ten signs that you are too drunk
StarliteFantazy
StarliteFantazyStarliteFantazyFantazyLand, Missouri USA33 Threads 2 Polls 3,243 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ooooooooooo i love #9 that cracks me up


but ummm yeah i can fit a few of these blushing
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Dec 28, 2007 10:13 PM CST Top ten signs that you are too drunk
Pptrixibell
PptrixibellPptrixibellEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK5 Threads 1,903 Posts
Ooooohhh bin there!!!


Soz I'm typing coz I'm on the floor cross legged......hic!!!!
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Mar 6, 2008 12:13 AM CST Top ten signs that you are too drunk
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing

Bump
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Mar 6, 2008 12:19 AM CST Top ten signs that you are too drunk
Skeptikos
SkeptikosSkeptikosGreenville, South Carolina USA19 Threads 745 Posts
Fellfrosch: 10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

5. You fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.



Fellfrosch, you sound like the kind of person I'd like to meet. Maybe we could keep each other from falling off the ground.
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