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Dec 28, 2007 1:20 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
A young blonde woman in Niagara Falls was so depressed that she decided to end her life, by throwing herself into the Niagara River.

She went to the Rainbow Bridge, and was about to leap into the frigid water, when a handsome young sailor saw her teetering on the edge of the bridge crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.

I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you, and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep
you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded, yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night, he brought her three sandwiches, a container of water and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love in the boat until
dawn.

Three weeks pass with the same scenario occurring each night.

Then,during a routine daytime inspection, she was discovered by the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

" I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and water and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Maid Of The Mist."






(very funny IF you know what the Maid of the Mist IS) laugh
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Dec 28, 2007 1:23 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
countrygirl62
countrygirl62countrygirl62Taylorsville, Utah USA13 Threads 2 Polls 545 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Hey are Dumb Blondes in a protective class? you know, you can't discriminate against any one based on thier color?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 28, 2007 1:24 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
confused






rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 28, 2007 1:27 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
hmm, a blond posting a blonde joke. I just hope that she's not recounting a personal experience!! laugh

Nice one, thanks for sharing!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 28, 2007 1:27 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
lenababi
lenababilenababiSanta Barbara, California USA216 Threads 14 Polls 1,746 Posts
anybody wanna tell me what the maid of the mist is??
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Dec 28, 2007 1:28 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
haha I have been to Niagara many times.. but that's all im saying laugh
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Dec 28, 2007 1:28 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
It's the tour boat that just goes round and around the lake at the bottom of the falls. laugh
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Dec 28, 2007 1:33 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
So you're neither confirming nor denying!! confused

Hmm, so I might be right, but a the same time wrong!! Ohh, I feel like I'm going through a blonde moment, even though I'm not blond. dunno

laugh
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Dec 28, 2007 1:35 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
haha yeah that sounds a familiar way of thinking laugh
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Dec 28, 2007 1:43 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
Poetic
PoeticPoeticHeidelberg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany6 Threads 3 Polls 255 Posts
thank´s doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 28, 2007 3:06 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
Ambrose2007
Ambrose2007Ambrose2007BFE, South Dakota USA67 Threads 10 Polls 8,881 Posts
confused confused

Yeah, Euphoria, I'm sure if I knew what the punch line meant, I would be doubling over with laughter.dunno blues wave
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Dec 28, 2007 3:08 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
Ambrose2007
Ambrose2007Ambrose2007BFE, South Dakota USA67 Threads 10 Polls 8,881 Posts
Remember, C, I AM blonde, too.conversing mumbling
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Dec 29, 2007 2:34 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
countrygirl62
countrygirl62countrygirl62Taylorsville, Utah USA13 Threads 2 Polls 545 Posts
Hey ambrose where is your blonde locks, you took off that pic. I liked it.laugh
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Dec 29, 2007 2:39 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
markizamkd25
markizamkd25markizamkd25Skive, Central Jutland Denmark235 Threads 5 Polls 4,706 Posts
awwwwwwww i tought we r near england so fogy and wet tongue
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Dec 29, 2007 2:40 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
Noo ....

Baldy heads.. baldy heads applause cheering smitten
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Dec 29, 2007 2:40 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
Oo that's a lovely piccy of you markiza thumbs up wine
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Dec 29, 2007 2:41 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
markizamkd25
markizamkd25markizamkd25Skive, Central Jutland Denmark235 Threads 5 Polls 4,706 Posts
blushing thanks i have few newchristmas cool
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Dec 29, 2007 2:43 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
Oo I just looked..

You look great!.. lovely pictures.

thumbs up
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Dec 29, 2007 2:45 PM CST Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha
markizamkd25
markizamkd25markizamkd25Skive, Central Jutland Denmark235 Threads 5 Polls 4,706 Posts
hug hug hug
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