An old Arab man living in NYC is depressed. You see he loves to garden and plant vegetables. He doesn’t have the strength to dig up his garden this season, and his only son is at a University in Paris. Depressed he emails his son and writes
My beloved son,
I am afraid that for the first time I will not be able to plant my vegetables. You know that this is the only thing that keeps me going, and this joy is gone now. I wish you were home to help me out.
The son was upset so he decided to email his father back. My beloved father,
I have hidden a “thing” in your garden to help you out. That is all and good luck.
A few hours later the FBI, the CIA, the ARMY, the NAVY, the AIR FORCE, and the MARINES, enter the old man’s house and dig up the garden to find the “thing.” To their surprise they all found nothing and left the house.
A day later the son emails the father again.
Beloved father
I am sure you will have no problem now planting your vegetables.
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My beloved son,
I am afraid that for the first time I will not be able to plant my vegetables. You know that this is the only thing that keeps me going, and this joy is gone now. I wish you were home to help me out.
The son was upset so he decided to email his father back.
My beloved father,
I have hidden a “thing” in your garden to help you out. That is all and good luck.
A few hours later the FBI, the CIA, the ARMY, the NAVY, the AIR FORCE, and the MARINES, enter the old man’s house and dig up the garden to find the “thing.” To their surprise they all found nothing and left the house.
A day later the son emails the father again.
Beloved father
I am sure you will have no problem now planting your vegetables.