Never ever mess with a woman! ( Archived) (9)

Jan 1, 2008 5:31 PM CST Never ever mess with a woman!
borednup4alaugh
borednup4alaughborednup4alaughprefer not to say, Wexford Ireland19 Threads 106 Posts
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks,
>interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and
a
>woman.
>
>For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metal
>door and handed him a gun.
>"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what
the
>circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
>chair. Kill Her!
>
>The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The
>agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife
>and go home."
>
>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went
>into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out
with
>tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
>The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
>home."
>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
>to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were
>heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the
>walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
>there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
>
>"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
>with the chair."
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Jan 1, 2008 5:33 PM CST Never ever mess with a woman!
laugh Funny... in a sick and twisted way - thanks! cheers
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Jan 1, 2008 5:35 PM CST Never ever mess with a woman!
countrygirl62
countrygirl62countrygirl62Taylorsville, Utah USA19 Threads 4 Polls 890 Posts
LOL!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 1, 2008 5:35 PM CST Never ever mess with a woman!
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA35 Threads 4,430 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 1, 2008 5:35 PM CST Never ever mess with a woman!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
It always take a woman to make sure things are done right!!!!!!!!!

roll eyes dunno grin
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Jan 1, 2008 5:35 PM CST Never ever mess with a woman!
sexophone
sexophonesexophoneGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden5 Threads 399 Posts
always knew that .....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
thanks anyway...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
never trust would be more appropriate ...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 1, 2008 5:37 PM CST Never ever mess with a woman!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 1, 2008 5:38 PM CST Never ever mess with a woman!
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA256 Threads 2 Polls 12,797 Posts
**Never ever mess with a woman


well i sure as hell don't want to mess with a man!!
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Jan 1, 2008 6:12 PM CST Never ever mess with a woman!
borednup4alaugh
borednup4alaughborednup4alaughprefer not to say, Wexford Ireland19 Threads 106 Posts
Ya can sing that rolling on the floor laughing
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