borednup4alaughOPprefer not to say, Wexford Ireland106 posts
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, >interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a >woman. > >For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal >door and handed him a gun. >"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the >circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a >chair. Kill Her! > >The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The >agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife >and go home." > >The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went >into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with >tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." > >The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go >home." >Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, >to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were >heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the >walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and >there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. > >"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death >with the chair."
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>interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and
a
>woman.
>
>For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metal
>door and handed him a gun.
>"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what
the
>circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
>chair. Kill Her!
>
>The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The
>agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife
>and go home."
>
>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went
>into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out
with
>tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
>The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
>home."
>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
>to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were
>heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the
>walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
>there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
>
>"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
>with the chair."