Who can make me laugh? ( Archived) (60)

Jan 5, 2008 8:16 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
jodigirlsfree
jodigirlsfreejodigirlsfreeConway, South Carolina USA50 Threads 2,300 Posts
I am a bit in the dumps tonight...It's freezing outside ...theres nothin on the tube and the threads have gotten just plain silly.......




I cant eat...I cant sleep...I'm bored as all get out...


so I have come to the playground to see if anyone can make me laugh and help pull me out of the doldrums.......






wave sigh
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Jan 5, 2008 8:17 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
<---look at face, smile, then giggle, then burst out laughing!!!grin
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Jan 5, 2008 8:18 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA21 Threads 11,127 Posts
I really wanted a Robin Egg Blue tux. With ruffles. Someone told me that was a bad idea. uh oh
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Jan 5, 2008 8:19 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
jodigirlsfree
jodigirlsfreejodigirlsfreeConway, South Carolina USA50 Threads 2,300 Posts
I'm sorry mb but I cant find anything to laugh about the way you look...
your not funny lookin...but thanks for trying
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Jan 5, 2008 8:19 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
thewall2
thewall2thewall2montreal, Quebec Canada68 Threads 13,392 Posts
AHH.........I don't feel like trying tonight.
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Jan 5, 2008 8:19 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
dazzling_dave
dazzling_davedazzling_daveWaynesboro, Virginia USA7 Threads 2,686 Posts
Where you live, it would work. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 5, 2008 8:19 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
jodigirlsfree
jodigirlsfreejodigirlsfreeConway, South Carolina USA50 Threads 2,300 Posts
thats not funny!!! thats down right scary uh oh
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Jan 5, 2008 8:20 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
markmeunier
markmeuniermarkmeunierTimmins, Ontario Canada23 Threads 4 Polls 1,348 Posts
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”

The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”

“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”


Sorry Ken but please do unplug the appliances...

Markangel
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Jan 5, 2008 8:21 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
I sent this joke tonight to a fellow CSer...

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, please come to my house!"

"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."

"Bring them along!" the rich man said.

They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."

The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"



I hope you feel better...hug
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Jan 5, 2008 8:21 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
jodigirlsfree
jodigirlsfreejodigirlsfreeConway, South Carolina USA50 Threads 2,300 Posts
cute mark...but i need a whopper belly laugh tonight...hug
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Jan 5, 2008 8:22 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
thewall2
thewall2thewall2montreal, Quebec Canada68 Threads 13,392 Posts
If I MAKE YOU LAUGH.......will you get me a beer?cheers
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Jan 5, 2008 8:23 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
jodigirlsfree
jodigirlsfreejodigirlsfreeConway, South Carolina USA50 Threads 2,300 Posts
thank you...thats why i came in here...
I knew I would nt get let down....
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Jan 5, 2008 8:23 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
markmeunier
markmeuniermarkmeunierTimmins, Ontario Canada23 Threads 4 Polls 1,348 Posts
A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.”

The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to get a message to her.”

The clerk replies “Anything?”

“Yes… ANYTHING!” replies the blonde.

He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. “Take it out”, says the clerk.”

She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says “Well… go ahead and do it…” She brings her lips close to it and shouts “Hello? … Mom?”


Markangel
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Jan 5, 2008 8:23 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
jodigirlsfree
jodigirlsfreejodigirlsfreeConway, South Carolina USA50 Threads 2,300 Posts
If you make me laugh I 'll give ya a 6-pack....
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Jan 5, 2008 8:26 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
jodigirlsfree
jodigirlsfreejodigirlsfreeConway, South Carolina USA50 Threads 2,300 Posts
laugh thumbs up







thank you.....hug hug hug
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Jan 5, 2008 8:26 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
thewall2
thewall2thewall2montreal, Quebec Canada68 Threads 13,392 Posts
Can I have some chicken wings also?
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Jan 5, 2008 8:27 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
markmeunier
markmeuniermarkmeunierTimmins, Ontario Canada23 Threads 4 Polls 1,348 Posts
Bumper Stickers...

All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body.

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

Oh sure. But what’s the speed of dark?

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

Don’t miss today worrying about tomorrow.

I think therefore we have nothing in common.

With my life I could be on all of Oprah’s shows.

Computers help us to do stupid things faster.

Welcome to California. Now Go Home.

Don’t Californicate Oregon.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

If you always take time to stop and smell the roses…sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets .

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.


Markangel
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Jan 5, 2008 8:27 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA21 Threads 11,127 Posts
Hey, I tried. What I want to know is why you can't buy parachute pants any more...dunno
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Jan 5, 2008 8:28 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
jodigirlsfree
jodigirlsfreejodigirlsfreeConway, South Carolina USA50 Threads 2,300 Posts
roll eyes
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Jan 5, 2008 8:28 PM CST Who can make me laugh?
jodigirlsfree
jodigirlsfreejodigirlsfreeConway, South Carolina USA50 Threads 2,300 Posts
now you in those ..






that would be fuynny!!rolling on the floor laughing
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