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Jan 5, 2008 8:29 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
Aries01
Aries01Aries01Kent, England UK55 Threads 4 Polls 3,732 Posts
banana banana banana
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Jan 5, 2008 8:30 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
you 1st....
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Jan 5, 2008 8:30 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
markmeunier
markmeuniermarkmeunierTimmins, Ontario Canada23 Threads 4 Polls 1,348 Posts
How dare you!!!
I would never laugh at the misfortunes of a lady...especially one doing community hours on a date with me...
Oh you meant happened to me... ah I see where this is going...

Markangel
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Jan 5, 2008 8:33 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
dreamAngel70
dreamAngel70dreamAngel70out side Kilkenny city, Kilkenny Ireland105 Threads 7 Polls 2,726 Posts
I was 18 yrs old, Night club, with a new date! went to the loo, came out, my skirt was caught in my underwear, soooooo! my bum was showing! lol!
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Jan 5, 2008 8:33 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
Aries01
Aries01Aries01Kent, England UK55 Threads 4 Polls 3,732 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I have had a few BAD as in horrible dates, but the object here is to cheer people up... rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 5, 2008 8:37 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
Please share...wine
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Jan 5, 2008 8:38 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
Aries01
Aries01Aries01Kent, England UK55 Threads 4 Polls 3,732 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing blushing...oh god and its so much worse when ur 18.. morto!!
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Jan 5, 2008 8:40 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
dreamAngel70
dreamAngel70dreamAngel70out side Kilkenny city, Kilkenny Ireland105 Threads 7 Polls 2,726 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing never saw him after that! does my bum look big in this! lol!
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Jan 5, 2008 8:43 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
Aries01
Aries01Aries01Kent, England UK55 Threads 4 Polls 3,732 Posts
One guy... real git, rich and pompous... think he had an issue with the fact that i was a lawyer and kept on challenging me, like cross examining me or something... left him in the middle of the main course..

I got stood up.... 'twice' !!!! horrible feeling laugh

If I think about it there is probably more... too depressing laugh
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Jan 5, 2008 9:04 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
redbellypirhana
redbellypirhanaredbellypirhanaPhoenix, Arizona USA5 Threads 1,256 Posts
I had the hottest chick throw-up all over me, it sucked!!! She got sick, but I had the smell all night until I got home. Never saw her againhead banger head banger head banger
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Jan 5, 2008 9:17 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
DUBGUY73
DUBGUY73DUBGUY73Dublin, Ireland3 Threads 294 Posts
Was in the pub one night after just coming out of the restaurant, thought things were going well and then she went to the bathroom and never came back. Saw her in a nightclub about two hours later sucking face with some guy. Made me feel about two inches tall especially because all my mates felt so bad for me.....
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Jan 5, 2008 9:19 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
DUBGUY73
DUBGUY73DUBGUY73Dublin, Ireland3 Threads 294 Posts
But i guess that doesn't qualify cos it aint funny......
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Jan 5, 2008 9:21 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
DUBGUY73
DUBGUY73DUBGUY73Dublin, Ireland3 Threads 294 Posts
Although one time i went to the bathroom of a nightclub, it was the first date and when i went to wash my hands, turn on the tap and the water pressure was so high, the water went all over my trousers so it looked like i peed myself. I had to put my jacket over it the whole night praying it would dry laugh
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Jan 5, 2008 10:36 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
omega1036
omega1036omega1036spearfish, South Dakota USA3 Threads 617 Posts
was sitting in a out of the way hotwater spring with my date (both of us au natural ) when a couple of guys came up and told us that this was private property and pointed out a (mostly hidden behing a bush) no tresspassing sign, my date was a sweety and had already supplied me with his shirt before they got too close but oh myblushing
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Jan 5, 2008 11:15 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
AutumR
AutumRAutumRover looking a meadow, Louth Ireland16 Threads 1,178 Posts
~~~May not be funny, but you should have the last laugh....

Just think of what she missed out on.hug
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Jan 5, 2008 11:20 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA319 Threads 14 Polls 9,166 Posts
Not sure it was funny but was Bad :

Picked up a woman for a date, She said she needed to run into a grocery store on the way to dinner, Being the nice guy I am said ok and stopped, she went in and didn't come out for quite awhile and when she did she had done her shopping for the month and had me take her home. End of Date.

OH she didn't have a car.
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Jan 6, 2008 12:03 AM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
Ouchcomfort

I was stood up 3 times by the same woman. She called and said she got back together with her boyfriend...
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Jan 6, 2008 12:12 AM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
Pick the 1 you find amusin1)peed down my leg a boyfreinds bosses wedding reception 2)thrrew up at dinner table,1st time meeting my fiance's family 3)fell out 2nd floor window naked 4) at 16 had 2 steady guys,who thought they were the only 1.While at mall hanging on 1 of them,the othercaught me.They said I had to decide which 1.5)passed gas in car on double date at drive in.
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Jan 6, 2008 5:32 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
Adam2
Adam2Adam2Konstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany3 Threads 106 Posts
It was on the 2nd date with my -now ex - girl friend.
We were sitting in a bistro for a coffee. While we were waiting she lively explained something to me.
She made a sudden move with her hand right the moment wwhen the coffees were served. Her hand slightly touched the cup and only hit the spoon and kicked it to a 2 metres flight just straight on to the next guests table on his dinner plate.
wow
The guest was a bit puzzled and said:"Quick service, have just thought about asking for a spoon."cool
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Jan 6, 2008 5:38 PM CST Funniest most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date....
DUBGUY73
DUBGUY73DUBGUY73Dublin, Ireland3 Threads 294 Posts
Awww so sweet hug Flattery will get you everywhere laugh
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