borednup4alaughOPprefer not to say, Wexford Ireland65 posts
Paddy English man, Paddy Scots man and Paddy Irish man were sitting in a pub, after many beer's Paddy English man blurts out "I think my wife is having an affair with a carpenter" why said the other two, "because when I went home last night I found a carpenters tool box under our bed" he replied.
Paddy Scots man blurts out "I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber when I went home the other night I found a plumber's tool box under the bed".
Paddy Irish man then says "I think that my wife is having an affair with a horse" what makes you think that said the other two well he replied "when I went home the other night I found a jockey underneath the bed".
Murphy is driving home after a night at the pub - hes swerving all over the road in a terrible state - Obrien the cop pulls him over and says Murphy your drunk! Thanks be to God he exclaims I thought the steering had gone!
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Paddy Scots man blurts out "I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber when I went home the other night I found a plumber's tool box under the bed".
Paddy Irish man then says "I think that my wife is having an affair with a horse" what makes you think that said the other two well he replied "when I went home the other night I found a jockey underneath the bed".