Gonna be a bear. (27)

Jan 7, 2008 8:10 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
In this life, Im a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.

If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 7, 2008 8:14 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
You're supposed to be a wolf.crying moping
Jan 7, 2008 8:17 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Always will be but the joke doesn't work with a wolftongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 7, 2008 8:23 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
There was a joke in there?rolling on the floor laughing confused
Jan 7, 2008 8:24 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
tongue tongue tongue
Jan 7, 2008 8:25 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
confused
Why are you tonguing me?
Not that I'm complaining.................grin
Jan 7, 2008 8:26 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
didn't think u wouldwave
Jan 7, 2008 8:40 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
What's with the bye?
I didn't say stopgrin
Jan 7, 2008 8:45 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
It's a hi not a byetongue
Jan 7, 2008 8:47 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
Back to the tongue actiongrin smitten devil
Jan 7, 2008 8:48 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
and you love ittongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 7, 2008 8:50 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
Damn rightrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Now it's your turn
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Jan 7, 2008 8:51 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

good one.wink
Jan 8, 2008 12:12 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
lucifer666
lucifer666lucifer666Lloydminster, Alberta Canada8 Threads 50 Posts
confused You twins deserve each other.....I can't believe I actaully wasted 3 mins reading thatfrustratedAnd then another 4 to type this???????? sigh
Jan 8, 2008 12:34 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
ahhhhh...but you didtongue rolling on the floor laughing hug
Jan 8, 2008 1:41 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
Fallenangel74
Fallenangel74Fallenangel74southern, British Columbia Canada5 Threads 879 Posts
You know i agree! I wanna come back as a bear too.It just seems too much to my liking. rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 8, 2008 3:38 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Bears of the world uniterolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 8, 2008 9:18 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
Fallenangel74
Fallenangel74Fallenangel74southern, British Columbia Canada5 Threads 879 Posts
Count me in!!!!rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Jan 9, 2008 6:11 AM CST Gonna be a bear.
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
Jan 9, 2008 12:53 PM CST Gonna be a bear.
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
And here I thought most women were already bears..grumpy, growling, snarling hairy beasts..Men don't expect you to wake up growling, with excess body fat and hairy legs... we just got used to it
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