Great Truths that Adults have Learned (21)
Indyfella: GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy
There is so many truths in that little passage!!!!!!!
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Getting older is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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dazzling_dave: Getting older is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Ton of truth in that ~
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haha good one!
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Indy,
your face seems to have fallen off your head.
your face seems to have fallen off your head.
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dazzling_dave: Getting older is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
wow what a pretty saying...
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Life is like a garbage sandwich. The more bread you have the less garbage you must eat.
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dazzling_dave: Getting older is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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girlnextdormouse: Indy,
your face seems to have fallen off your head.
your face seems to have fallen off your head.
I noticed that too
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dcj22: I noticed that too
Maybe all of the unpainful parts (#2) are embarrassing.
I've earned mine.
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Thanks for the smiles Indy.
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dcj22: Maybe all of the unpainful parts (#2) are embarrassing.
I've earned mine.
I've earned mine.
That's it.......
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Indyfella: GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy
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dazzling_dave: Getting older is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
And the fewer asses you will have to kiss..
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That's friggin right. I pretty much say what I want.... 
(may take the sharp edges off, but get my point across usually~
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Indyfella: That's friggin right. I pretty much say what I want.... (may take the sharp edges off, but get my point across usually~
Me too...Love me or hate me...BUT I'm always me...
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Me too...Love me or hate me...BUT I'm always me...
Me too.
:getting ready to run thru the house in the buff singing "Born Free": <no icon for that
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Indyfella: Me too.
:getting ready to run thru the house in the buff singing "Born Free": <no icon for that
:getting ready to run thru the house in the buff singing "Born Free": <no icon for that
I could've done without that image...Thanx...
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1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy