Home Remedies (5)

Jan 26, 2008 11:45 PM CST Home Remedies
NewtoBrandon
NewtoBrandonNewtoBrandonWinnipeg, Manitoba Canada12 Threads 41 Posts
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the ducttape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Jan 27, 2008 12:20 AM CST Home Remedies
bashfulbrunette
bashfulbrunettebashfulbrunetteCobourg, Ontario Canada1 Threads 34 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 27, 2008 10:16 AM CST Home Remedies
EvilEd
EvilEdEvilEdNear Sudbury ON., Ontario Canada3 Threads 273 Posts
Too Funny head banger rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 27, 2008 11:41 AM CST Home Remedies
foxyone1
foxyone1foxyone1Quesnel BC, British Columbia Canada50 Threads 1,772 Posts
the man said,,, my wife is such a slob,, every time i go to pee in the sink,, it's full of dishes





ewwwwww,, lol
Jan 27, 2008 5:46 PM CST Home Remedies
lisaann
lisaannlisaannhalifax, Nova Scotia Canada6 Threads 56 Posts
foxyone1: the man said,,, my wife is such a slob,, every time i go to pee in the sink,, it's full of dishesewwwwww,, lol
doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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