Getting Divorce.......... ( Archived) (3)

Feb 2, 2008 9:01 AM CST Getting Divorce..........
omans02
omans02omans02Antwerpen, Belgium68 Threads 750 Posts
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 15, 2008 7:41 AM CST Getting Divorce..........
mello5
mello5mello5longisland ny, New York USA1 Threads 28 Posts
WOW YOU ARE SO TRUE AND BOTH PARENTS SHOULD WORK SOMETHING OUT. FIGHTING GETS US NO PLACE AND THE KIDS SUFFER THE MOST.
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Feb 17, 2008 4:10 AM CST Getting Divorce..........
omans02
omans02omans02Antwerpen, Belgium68 Threads 750 Posts
omans02: A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
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