Oh the faithful one LOL ( Archived) (7)

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but
the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how
he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he
did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note
hanging
on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and
a
kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make
you your favourite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, 'Son... what happened last night?'

'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
over the coffee table and broke it, and
then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into
the door '

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order
and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me
alone, I'm married!!'

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $ .38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS

nice little chuckle to start the morning off hehehe

yep, with a great punchline

good man