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Feb 23, 2008 12:35 PM CST Filler up!
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden

and a Texan are all working together one day.


They come across a lantern and a Genie

pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish,

which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.



The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son

will also farm. I want the land to be

forever fertile in Canada '



POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye,
the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.



Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall

around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq

and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or

Canadians can come in our our precious land.'



POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,

there was a huge wall around those countries.



The Texan says, 'I am very curious.

Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000

feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely

surrounds the country. Nothing can get in

or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'



The Texan sits down, cracks a beer,

smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'
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Feb 23, 2008 12:39 PM CST Filler up!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Osama just copied my wall at the Canadian border...roll eyes
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Feb 23, 2008 12:43 PM CST Filler up!
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada81 Threads 21,310 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Osama just copied my wall at the Canadian border...
Hi Sweetiewave
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Feb 23, 2008 10:28 PM CST Filler up!
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
I knew this would die fast. Too many Osama fans. I said Osama, not Obama professor
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Feb 23, 2008 10:32 PM CST Filler up!
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Osama just copied my wall at the Canadian border...



Would you please build it about 40 ft. higher, I'm headed that way with a garden hose. jaw drop
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